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Feng Shui Motherboard LMAO!!!
« on: August 30, 2005, 10:21:46 AM »
Dread yuh have to read this $hit to believe it... I still laughing  ^_^
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Thursday, July 22 12:00 AM ET
Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles
By Brian Briggs

Beijing, China - Fengtek released their first motherboard based on the ancient Chinese philosophy of Feng Shui. Many interior designers use the principles of Feng Shui to arrange furniture in rooms, so the areas have positive energy. Fengtek is the first company to move these principles to motherboard design.

Charles Huang, CEO of Fengtek, said he had been "looking for a way to combine modern technology with traditional Asian wisdom. My father had a motherboard company, so why not start there?"

Vincent Xiang, lead designer at Fengtek, explained how positioning the components away from traditional locations brought peace to the motherboard, "We put the CPU in the center, because that is the chi, or life force for the entire board. A centered chi provides better performance."

"We didn't rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. Instead, we tilted the memory slots and added an extra expansion slot at an angle to direct those negative energies away from the user," continued Xiang.

Xiang also said the angled slot also slows down the chi as it enters the CPU so it lessens the harm from any sha or negative chi. Placing the RAM in the bagua area of knowledge and wisdom should also increase performance.
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Fengtek also released a specially designed case to house the motherboard, which provides "a positive path for airflow spirits."

Reviewers at several websites were unable to get the motherboard to power up in any configuration. Fengtek technical support said this would allow more time for meditation.
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/07/feng_shui_motherboard.html

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Feng Shui Motherboard LMAO!!!
« on: August 30, 2005, 10:21:46 AM »

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Re: Feng Shui Motherboard LMAO!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2005, 02:20:41 PM »
I'm seein it...but I'm not believin it...I mean...how in the hell do you get the PCI cards in there?? The case for this board must be extremely unusual.

Sorry, but that's just a lil too weird.

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Re: Feng Shui Motherboard LMAO!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2005, 02:20:41 PM »

 


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