How NOT to host a LAN

[BountyHunter#1]

1. Don't trust people not to trip on wire.
2. don't trust people to crimp wire.
3. don't forget power cables when spranging computers
4. run all cable  and test all links and games before hand for functionality
5. Don't  invite more people than computers
6. If all else fails , watch Naruto south park and other assorted comedy/anime someone may have... eat kfc and play roms multiplayer using keyboard and gamepad for control 1 and 2 .

   To be  continued...

[Sky]

Rule Number 1:
Do NOT come to a sweat and expect to be fed. If you do get food though, be thankful. However, at the same time, the man who hosting the sweat really cyar bring men by his house and give them a half empty pack of stale bourbon biscuits and some flat Coke: thas not cool.

Rule Number 2:
If you are holding the sweat at a house where parents will be around - please keep the cursing to a MINIMUM!!

Rule Number 3:
Remember to cater for the men that WILL be invited by your friends that you will know NOTHING about. The last time I had a sweat home by me, I tell Daddy dearest that is only about 6 ppl. Lo and behold, 11/12 men show up by my house, and I only knew 4 a them.

Rule Number 4:
Do not come to a sweat and then look to ask a man "Aye, hear this nah, you have a extra monitor or wha? My monitor fleck up, I could only play DOTA on it - I cyar play stuff like Source. It DOES SHOW FUNNY." Yea man. I does always keep the 15" CRT in my back pocket in case of emergencies - this doh work.

Rule Number 5
This is not really a rule, but it is a experience I had. We went by a friend to sweat. And about 11 o clock in the night, this boy's cell phone start to ring. This man mother called him from upstairs and asked the man if he would ask his friends to get out of her house now, or if he would prefer if she do it. Try to refrain from holding sweats by ppl whose parents are prone to this kinda behaviour. Use these locations as 'LAST RESORT' sweat venues. These are the places to use when yuh RELL desperate for a sweat - when u start experiencing withdrawal symptoms and thing.

To be con't...

[Crixx_Creww]

hi sky hole

lol @ de parental unit ting steups

REAL RULE NUMBER ONE!!

IF ATTENDING A SWEAT! DOOO NOTTTTTTT BRINGGGG YUUHHHH WOMMANNNN!!!!!

[EmpireKing]

REAL RULE NUMBER ONE!!

IF ATTENDING A SWEAT! DOOO NOTTTTTTT BRINGGGG YUUHHHH WOMMANNNN!!!!!

FUUNNNNNY hahahahahahahah 

[Narcissus]

why? she could cheer u on...then again i had a bad experience wit dat...

[Spazosaurus]

Do not bring yuh woman unless she is contributing to the sweat by either playing whatever game or bringing the drinks and keeping quiet.

[Sky]

No, no, no...men can't ever accept it when a girl, much less for their 'woman' could abuse them in any game. And this is experience talking...I mean imagine if you and your girl went to a sweat, and all your pardners woulda prefer to have your woman on their side than you, cuz she just better than you on almost every level.
That is a serious blow to most egos. Mne could develop inferiority complexes from that kinda thing.

[W1nTry]

Talk about egotists, doh wanna carry de woman on de grounds she better than them (WEAK). But I agree with crixx about not bringing them at all on the grounds that somethings yuh need to have for YOUR OWN personal relaxation (or at least something to do with the guys). Doh get meh wrong, if she wanna sweat yuh shouldn't just out right say NO, but maybe it's something she could do on her own time alone as well. I detect this has a little more to it for crixx than he lets on, but we doh wanna pry.

[shivadee]

1. Don't trust people not to trip on wire.
2. don't trust people to crimp wire.
3. don't forget power cables when spranging computers
4. run all cable and test all links and games before hand for functionality
5. Don't invite more people than computers
6. If all else fails , watch Naruto south park and other assorted comedy/anime someone may have... eat kfc and play roms multiplayer using keyboard and gamepad for control 1 and 2 .

 To be continued...

in other words....no freeloaders.

[TriniXaeno]

lol

well that is a problem I will never have since no woman could beat me in any game!

(save for axe mistress that one time in Age of Mythology, and that lucky shot by Niji, but I digress)

but yeah, woman as in girl friend in sweat = bad.

Woman as in uber kickass baddest game luvin' feline a la Rabid Panda, Illusion, Perfect Drug, etc.... = good.

The girl friend types get bored very easily and craves attention. That distracts fellas from the sweatage.

The age old addage applies: "If she not playing, she not staying" (tm)

[Jdcrys_Shinkuu]

D@MN RIGHT!!!

Also ask her not to be calling your phone every five minutes to tell you how she feels

i passed in by a padna to buss a lil SNK Vs CAPCOM 2

n almost every round of the game we have to pause cause his phone waw going off.

i mean if you holdin a sweat hold a sweat not be having your guests bored looking at time wasted...

n if you want to be fed then walk with some "put up money" to by KFC or your own dish to share with the rest

[TriniXaeno]

lol

ent, my solution to that....is not to answer the damn phone.

let it ring yes. or put it on silent.

[Sky]

The girlfriend types get bored easily??
WHAT?!?!?
I doubt.
My last boyfriend and I used to go and sweat together, well kinda..I used to go and he used to meet me there. But we used to reach in UWI for around 1 in the evening, and leave around 2 in the morning.
And I was never bored - I used to get RELL hungry - but not bored.
And this attention thing - nah Baego....
He was the attention hog. If there was only one free comp, and I had it - I used to give it to him (THAT IS LOVE FELLAS!)
And when i walking around, checking everybody that sweating (cuz is just a set of our friends) he used to say that I am not a good woman.
"A good woman would sit down by her man, even if the game of DOTA last for 2 1/2 hrs, and watch HIM alone play. But you hadda go and check everybody else."
U wanna say the g/f/ types crave attention?
And believe me, I agree wholeheartedly with the cell phone thing - let it ring..
Men just like women in that respect, is just that allyuh fellas lucky enough not to have girls that like game as much as you do.
My phone used to be ringing every other 10 mins when we go Java (which hardly ever used to happen anyway)
And all u hearing is, "So yuh ent leave yet? I thought u say is only one more game? How long a bloody game does take? Whatever, yes, what the hell ever."
So don't even come with that 'Woman and sweat don't mix.'
However, I agree, if she have nuttin to contribute, and is going to start whining and complaining after 2 hours, leave her home.

[Crixx_Creww]

sky yu real eh know wah yu talkin bout

cause woman an sweat DO NOT MIX!!!


and very cute winny VERY CUTE lol no its not that stupidness you thinkin bout.

Reason why woman an sweat doh mix

you gone sweat, all de machines taken by men in a realll big cod/sof/ bf
and she cyah play.. she get a machine by chance an it have no msn and no sims..... sooo guess what she decide to do.

sit next to yu an ask yu every minutes when we leavin, like literally every 60 seconds!

I went sweat with my ex in sns and sweat start 10 o clock and we was in ah sof
she b!tch an moan to leave by the time it reach 11!!! OMFG!! 1 hour!!!!

steupsssss

and then it have the times when men bring dey woman an all the other men distracted and start sellin guns! Thas not cool

[TriniXaeno]

Ent!

Well said Crixx, well said.

A few months ago this guy brought his gf to sweat, not callin no names but MY WORD, what a beauty. She was actually playing too, which was great...but damn if any man could have concentrated on their game with her in the room.

[Jdcrys_Shinkuu]

lol sky where have you been hiding all this time.......

[Crixx_Creww]

omg nother case in point

a certain member of [X] bring his girl during sweat.

We see her often enuff buh she still serve as a source of distraction, which is bad enuff.
THENNNN when she standing next to this [X] man whinning about something to him
she lean on ah man machine an RESTARTTTT de man machine during ah hardddd dota!!!!
Whole game scrap cause of female.

[W1nTry]

LMAO this thread is REAL KIX

[EmpireKing]

dat jus sad

[Redlum08]

Like allyuh men doh know about the Frag Dolls or what??