Well guys, as you all know, Mortal Kombat:Deception has yet to hit the Nintendo Gamecube. With this game, you get all of the perks of the X-Box and the PS2 versions, PLUS you get to play as two characters exclusive to the GameCube version!
Sound good, right?
Okay, you're probably scratching your head, wondering....'Wait. So WHY did NEO write a title called 'Dead in the Mortal kombat universe?'
Take a look at the two exclusive characters.
http://www.stud.uni-karlsruhe.de/~upbid/im...ore/image10.jpghttp://www.stud.uni-karlsruhe.de/~upbid/im...ary/image01.jpgIt's now official.
There is no FREAKING way that you can die in the Mortal Kombat universe. Not EVEN after being submerged in a pool of molten lava, or being taken apart by the Deadly Alliance...nope, mm-mm.
Here's an excerpt from the Nintendo Power magazine:
http://www.stud.uni-karlsruhe.de/~upbid/im...ore/image09.jpg"NP: What led to the inclusion of Goro and Shao Kahn as exclusive characters?
EB: Since the Nintendo GameCube version is coming out after the other versions, we wanted to add something exclusive and special to set it apart. People have always wanted to control the boss characters in MK, and now we are giving them the chance to control two of the biggest, baddest bosses from any MK game!"
(shakes head)
God DAMN. Heaven and Hell in the Mortal Kombat universe must be damn near empty, by the looks of it. Heck, with this turn of events, I should really stop thinking Mavado's dead, too. Or Frost. And Hsu Hao....will probably stay dead, because, from the looks of it, nobody, not even his own creators, like him.
No, really.
This whole 'comeback from the dead' is seriously getting OLD.
And by old, I mean 'crusty old fart' OLD.
I am intrigued as to how these guys would play, but seriously, they were better off dead. Yeesh. You want to talk about popular? Bring back KINTARO, for Pete's sakes! Now HE was a bona-fide KILLER.
Seriously, we've seen Goro come back from the dead more times than Michael Jackson's career. Enough, people. Just let him die, rest in peace and be the banquet of the earthworms.
Shao Kahn's return, on the other hand, I saw coming a MILE away.
I really didn't think Havik's ending was just mere co-incidence anyway.
I just didn't expect him back -this- soon.
Mortal Kombat 7 or 8, perhaps.
DEFINITELY not Deception.
Now, here's the ball-buster here.
We've practically tolerated Liu Kang coming back from the great beyond. Yeah....to the point where some of us actually like to kick major tuckus with him. Johnny Cage....tolerable. Goro and Shao Kahn? Bordering on the absolutely RIDICULOUS.
The main point of characters dying in these games in the first place is to set the mood for new events to unfurl in their absence. that's kind of the whole POINT, ain't it? Look at what happens when Shao Kahn dies. 'A great evil dies so that a greater evil can take over', right? Liu Kang bites the dust. 'The remaining heroes band together to fight evil, one of them seeking revenge'. It's the stuff great stories are made off.
And what kills the sheer drama of it all?
Resurrecting roadkill, of course.
I mean, what's the point of killing them if they're just going to come back? Then again, I guess a certain somebody out there would know a little bit too much about coming back from the dead, isn't that RIGHT, SCORPION??!
Nah. You're cool.
Everybody likes you.
You RAWK.
Bah. I've done enough squawking for today.
Let's see what you guys have to say about this turn of events, shall we?
(sits down in comfy armchair and blows bubbles out of a pipe)
EDIT: Linked because the images don't seem to be responding too well.