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Tea time Love bite
« on: August 14, 2005, 08:01:37 PM »


Well I didnt count on it to be so small so i typed it up.

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A woman almostbit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea- while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.
she clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the heard with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospial docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

WOW....and OWCH!
« Last Edit: August 15, 2005, 06:58:09 PM by ProtoJoe »

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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2005, 11:45:01 PM »
Yup.....red X's can hurt sometimes..... :P

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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2005, 04:02:39 PM »
:( why does this happen to meee....

It should be working now....hopfully....
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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2005, 06:33:01 PM »
It's working now, but that text is a wee bit too tiny to read. I can make it out, though....and DAMN. That's gotta hurt.
Ah, conventional human stupidity, you never let us down! :P

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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2005, 07:21:22 PM »
note to self: no oral sex while cooking breakfast
that just  kills a fantasy right there

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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2005, 10:57:07 PM »
Now that guy is a dick!

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Re: Tea time Love bite
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2005, 06:30:27 AM »
(rimshot) :P

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