Global Winner

[Venom]

My luck has finally reached its pinnacle, guess what?? what?? As Dave Chappelle would say "I'm rich BIATCH!!" After all these years of surfin on the net through its endless "PLEASURES" quote and unquote yuh know what i mean. I have finally gotten "lucky" and have been nominated as one of the global winners of some big prize. So tomorrow i goin to work and say "kiss my black arssse cause Im rich and i dont have to be yuh corporate slave anymore".

proof of my richneSS was sent to me in the form of an email and it goes like this

FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

Dear Recipient,

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of
the Category "A" draws of GLOBAL-UNITED INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY GAMES.
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
First Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were held prior to your notification.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
4,000,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies
from Africa, America, Asia,Australia,Canada,Europe,Middle East, and New Zealand
as part of our International Promotions Program.

You/Your Company, attached to ticket number 3322/6181-22 with serial
number 92-71 drew the lucky numbers 19, 21, 25,30,41,44 (22), and consequently won in the Category "A".You have therefore
been awarded a lump sum pay out of $2million(Two million united state
dollars) in cash,which is the winning payout for Category "A"winners. This is from the total prize money of $12,000,000,000.00 shared among the 6 international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!
We also wish to bring to your notice our mid year (2005) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to $40Million,we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate.
Please contact me as soon as possible for the processing of your prize money. For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.
Remember, you must contact me within the week of your notification. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification find below your reference numbers. Note that you are to forward this email to the Mr Edward Clarke for your prize claim processing. REFERENCE NUMBER: REF:TGA-4GA-69885.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

MR EDWARD CLARKE
FINANCIAL UNIT DIRECTOR/CONTROLLER
MAXIMUM  SECURITY TRUST & FINANCE Bv AND GLOBAL-UNITED INTERNATIONAL GAMES,
UNITED KINGDOM BEDFORD HILL,
BALLAM SW 12
ENGLAND.
CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: edwards_clarke@fastermail.com

N.B.ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAIL BOX,YOU ARE TO CONTACT MR EDWARD CLARKE FOR YOUR PRIZE CLAIM PROCEDURE.                    

[New Era Outlaw]

Sorry for being skeptical, but I smell a scam. These 'You win the Lottery' E-mails are usually a hoax.                    

[cereal_killer]

i would have to agree with new era on that                    

[PsiVal]

Anything can happen...hmm if you are that lucky punk & this is true go bravely & no matter how much money you think you have dony spend it out like a Backside & forget about your friend just cause you get rich...if its not true then enjoy this feeling while it lasts but dont really quit your job yet                    

[DeadEyes]

lol is all i have to say to that, nowwhere in that email did i see trinidad or the LATIN AMERICAN REGION THAT WE FALL UNDER....nevertheless if you did win then i congratulate u
and as psi said don't forget your friends (not that am sayin i'm one cause i don't think i even know you) and don't waste it either. So if you did win then Congratulations, if you didn't the sorry there horse


WAIT WAIT WAIT
I just realise, u know how much the prize was? 12 billion dollars man, am sorry but my math tells me there's no way that 12 billion divided by 6 could give you 2 million, here, use a calculator                    

[SPK]

lol...if they ever ask you for bank acc. numbers and whatnot straight off or anything, be careful...

But other than that, if you won, then good luck to you!!!

*still awaiting for my money from the Nigerian dude for more than a year now...but I will get my money soon enough...*                    

[Exar_Kun]

If you believe this then I have a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in buying...                    

[SPK]

How much? Would it cost less than $30?? If so let me know who to check!                    

[Hyuuga_Funaki]

yo Venom.....dead eyes right man.....that is bad MATH they give you.......12 billion divided by 6 does NOT give 2 million(unless of course they mess up the exchange rate or something)....

like wat Psi say dont quit your job just yet man until you can confirm it that the money was received.....if you did get the money congrats man.

PS: remember to give some to charity and all that yuh hear!!                    

[Venom]

Another rackett appears in my inbox, and fellas this is a tstt account that is used for business only. WTH TSTT not doin a good job securing my email accunt

Dear,Sir,
    Gooday and compliment.
I am writting this letter in cofident believing that if it
is the will of for you to help me and my family , God
Almighty will give you the grace to do so and He will bless
and reward you abundantly, I use to be a female student
with the University of Liberia Campus, Iam 22 years old I
would like any person who is caring, loving and home
oriented I would love to have long-term relationship with
you and to know more about you.
I would also like to build up a solid foundation with youin
time coming if you can be able to help me in this
transaction. Well  my both parents died earlier seven month
ago in a tragic car accident while coming back from a
wedding reception of a relation and I my kid brother were
left alone, my father was a titled King before his death.
 I was his Princess and the only one now who can take care
of his wealth, Presently we are in Cotonou for safety
reasons because of the little wealth he left behind for us
as we ware being hunted by his kings men who wants to make
away with the huge money.

My father left(US$26,350.000.00)twenty six million three
hundred and fifty thousand US dollar with a security
company  Holland before he died and I don't know how and
what I will do to invest this money some where overseas so
that hiskindred will not take the money over what belong to
my father,  I am a young female as stated and by our
culture that is why I was happy when Isaw your contact and
I strongly believe
that by the grace of God you will help us secure and invest
this money.

I therefore need your in bringing the boxes contaning the
money out from the security company in Holland, based on
your reply I will furnish you with more
details on how we can proceed.  Meanwhile, I am ready to
pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in
securing this money and another 10% interest of annual
income for handling this business for us which you have
absolute control over, if you can handle this project
sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this
money, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next
step to take toward actualizing this transaction as quickly
as possible.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Thank you and God bless you .

Princess Venilla Ezelly.

Plesae note this mail:(princess_venilla@hotmail.fr)