Brain Teasers

[Chedder]

these are som brain teasers i know
they real tie me up when i first heard them
an its kinda funny to know how stupid u reely are


Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!

 :banan:                    

[cdx2k1]

Some od fem don't make sense like dese (in my opinion)

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?  
A. 1 - Just one!  

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?  
A. 12, all of them!  

                   

[Chedder]

how many birthdays does a man have an d answer is 1 because u are only born once

and some months have 31 days an some have 30 an some have 29
all have 28
check ur calender
it must have 28 if it has 29 (think about it)  dosnt 28 come before 29                    

[Bsensei]

lol @ the moses I geh cetch yes, good ones hoss explain the

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.                    

[coldstorm]

whenl u take the first pill the time starts then u take on in 1/2 hr and the other in another 1/2 hr so total time it last is 1 hr                    

[Bsensei]

Oh ok how long the pillS last i thought it was how long the pill lasts
 
but u have some cool ones here
also explain

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

how you come up with this                    

[coldstorm]

that american baseall after three out ur side innings done so then the next side when their three out then there side innings done . the overall innings done so 6 out are needed for innings to done                    

[Bsensei]

wtmc I thinkin mc cricket, that tie meh up they...

I get tie up in the matrix lol                    

[Ice]

lol that really mad hoss........ where u get them from?                    

[Imperial_X]

Yeah, that baseball one was gay.                    

[Chedder]

Imperial X....................Dont be hatein' (LOL)

i get them from a partner from school
i have som mor theif heat S H ! T.
ill post them just now or tomorrow                    

[Chedder]

focus at the dot  and move ur head back and forth!!                    

[Imperial_X]

I saw those on the net sometime ago.  There was a presentation thing we had to do.  I elected to use some of those question for their simple yet mischievously deceptive nature to show ppl the that we don't analyze what is read at times.                    

[Chedder]

How many can you find
i found only 10 !!!!! :boink:    :banan:                    

[CRaZyAnGeL]

found all 11
look it rite dey
dem brain teasers...i fedup get dem ting in emails over the years...
/me doh kno nutting bout baseball so dat one eh matter                    

[Chedder]

LOL i eh know anything about baseball either
did u try out the movin circle thingy?
i fine it real bad                    

[Bsensei]

yeah dat moving circle ting decent I didnt think it would have worked

another glitch in the matrix                    

[Chedder]

if anybody have any sutff like this, feel free to post them                    

[carlsberg]

i definitely found 10 faces
but i not sure if d 11th one is really a face