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Interlude with a Psychic Cow...
« on: April 25, 2004, 05:30:16 PM »
Hey, folks.
I was just surfing the net a while ago.
I started off on my Home Page, Google.
Bored out of my skull, I decided to type something in the search bar and see what I could find. I typed 'Ice-cream'- in the search bar, and hit the 'I feel lucky' button.

Lo, and behold, it took me to- the Ben and Jerry's website.
I remembered that this was the site that had that uber-cool 'Flavor Graveyard' that Tech Tv was talking about, so I nosed around and eventually found it. I learned also that there was a 'Haunted House' section. Though I don't really know what a Haunted house had to do with ice cream in the first place, I decided to check it out.

In the house itself, I came across a room with a crystal ball.
The flash told me to type a question and rub the crystal ball.
I decided to have a little fun with it.
Here's the breakdwon of what happened next:

Me: So...is Ben and Jerry's the best ice-cream around?
(rubs crystal ball)
(psychic cow appears)
Cow: The answer lies in the bottom of a pint of Almond Swirl.

Me: Wow...a psychic cow...that is so cool! Hmm....I wonder...
(types) What if I said that Ben and Jerry's ice cream tasted like garbage?
Cow: Eeenie, meenie, mienie, mo, what you're looking for is cookie dough!

Me: Riiiiiight. So, is New Era Outlaw the best gamer in the known universe?
Cow: Absolutely. Positively. Maybe.

Me: Wow! Now you're talking!
Cow: Ooh, baby! Oooh baby! (Take that as a yes.)

Me: O- kay. :shock:
So, will I ever get married?
Cow: Don't you hate it when people answer you with a question?

Me: That's not what I asked you. again, will I ever get married?
Cow: Can't talk now. Ask again later.

Me: What? Don't be such a stupid cow.
Cow: Don't you hate it when people answer you with a question?

Me: See? I didn't even ASK you a question.
Cow: Eenie, meenie, mienie, mo, your answer lies in cookie dough.

Me: What-ever. I'm leaving. Screw you, you stupid cow. (leaves)
Cow: You have -got- to be kidding.

....it's pretty funny now that I look back on it.
You can check out the psychic cow at http://www.benjerry.com/.
Just look for the haunted house section, wait for the movie to load, enter the Haunted House and enter the door that has a cow's picture on it.
In the meantime, feel free to use this thread to discuss any interesting conversations that you have had with the psychic cow.                    

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Interlude with a Psychic Cow...
« on: April 25, 2004, 05:30:16 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2004, 02:35:32 PM »
i am also a cow once a weak


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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2004, 11:38:08 PM »
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i am also a cow once a weak


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^^^
No....you're just an idiot.
But I digress.  :)                    

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