I don't like it because it's funny, W1nTry. You weren't supposed to be 'impressed'. That's the whole point. The author's point was to demonstrate that in the grand scheme of things...this 'news' is absolutely inconsequential,and yet people took to Twitter like a swarm of wasps and focused their angst in the wrong direction.I'm still waiting for the storm of Twitter protest for the aforementioned (suspected) gas attack.