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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« on: December 03, 2010, 01:21:09 AM »
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A man who became aroused during a TSA pat-down was arrested after he ejaculated on an agent, according to a bizarre, unverified report.

From Dead Serious News:

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

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Isn't it a bit funny his surname is cummings??  :lol:

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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« on: December 03, 2010, 01:21:09 AM »

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 01:39:44 AM »
HOSS IT SO DAMN GOOD. This pat down shit is ABSURD. them grabbing up yuh crotches and ting. what the f**k dread,.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2010, 06:32:20 AM by Captain Awesome »


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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 01:40:56 AM »
THat not even right. HAHAHAHA I now read the article and OH MY GOD LOL I woulda want to arrest him too yes LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHA


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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 01:55:01 AM »
It's fake from the fake news site, http://www.deadseriousnews.com/

Hilarious tho :p

This is real and is almost as ridiculous lol

http://gizmodo.com/5703878/the-most-stupid-tsa-action-to-date-defies-belief



This bombshell wearing just black lace, a pearl necklace and a white dog is Tammy Banovac, a retired surgeon in a wheelchair. She got down to her lingerie while going through airport security and still got a pat down. Twice. Updated.

    Update:Turns out that Tammy Banovac posed naked for Playboy in 1997, when she was a dental surgeon in Oklahoma, under her maiden name Tammy Lynn Brewer.

Dr. Banovac always refuses to go through the metal detector. She has to use a metal wheelchair and that means that she always gets a pat down no matter what. Lately, she says she feels violated because the pat downs have become increasingly invasive during the last few months. "If it happened anywhere else, it would have been sexual assault," she declared to a local newspaper.

She was so angry with the situation that she decided to change things. On November 30, the 52-year-old arrived to the Will Rogers World Airport in Oklahoma City en route to Phoenix, wearing just a trench coat. When it was time to pass through the check point, she took off her coat, stripping down to her black lace lingerie. She hoped that, by showing that she had nothing to hide, she would not be hand-searched.

Sadly for her, things got worse: The perspicacious TSA agents wanted her to go through the metal detector, anyway. When she understandably refused, they decided to give her a pat down.

At this point, the quick-witted TSA agents said they found traces of nitrate on her body. Banovac claimed that it was probably her medication or a result of a hunting day. However, since it's obvious that the retired surgeon could be a secret Al-Qaeda terrorist carrying a bomb somewhere in her lace bra or panties, the astute TSA officials subjected her to a one-hour hand-search and interrogation. Yes, one hour.

As a result, she missed her flight to Phoenix and had to return home.

But hold on, because it gets even more surreal: She returned the next day and the same thing happened. She got down to her lingerie and got a hand-search anyway. This time, however, she could make her flight on time.

If this is not an example of everything that is fucked up with the TSA, I don't know what is. [USA Today and CBS]

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 02:11:28 AM »
LoL waayz boy even though it fake that's still funny to me nonetheless lol


I guess that woman have a bad rep, man that's messed up dread....

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 08:59:03 AM »
'Cummings'?  Really?  :laughing7:

I didn't even bother to read the article.
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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 10:14:43 AM »
you can't fix STUPID... and clearly there are alot of that going on there...

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down!
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 04:59:19 PM »
This has to be fake wtf lol

http://picchore.com/wtf/way-to-go-tsa/

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