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20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« on: June 30, 2010, 01:09:33 PM »
This article made me chuckle, I love how the links send you to the relevant NSFW google image search terms while the image representing each is totally harmless....well mostly (Michael Jackson face bleh) lol.

http://www.brobible.com/story/13158774/20-things-you-should-never-google-image-search?page=0,0


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The other day I was looking for some unsavory pictures to accompany a post  when I had the misfortune of stumbling upon a group of photos that I never care to see again. Let me just be frank by saying that the pictures this search yielded were horrific and dastardly, on all accounts.

 

The experience got me to thinking that this hasn't been the first time that my inquisitive ways have lead me down a path of doom while hunting for pictures on Google. I have seen my share of really sick shit over the years — some because I wanted to make sure I didn't have a certain STD, others because I just can't resist a good laugh at another person's misfortune, and a few for the sake of making this list an even number of items. Below are 20 things that I have every intention to never Google Image Search again. If you haven't seen any of these photos before, give it a shot because they are breathtaking. But, if you are at work or you have a hair-trigger gag reflex, some of these searches might not be in your best interest. By the way, if you want to know the original search that inspired this story, it's at the #1 slot.

 

Warning: Practically every link below is NSFW. You have been warned.

 

Note: The pictures below are not what you will find upon searching these items. I assure you that it will be far more grotesque. And if you have anything to add to this list, drop it in the comments.

 

20. Megan Fox Thumbs

(This is the token let's-stick-Megan-Fox-above-the-jump photo. Trust me, the items on this list get much worse.)

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19. Faces of Death

 

18. Obese

 

17. Smoking lungs

 

16. Varicose veins

 

15. Goiter

 

14. Plastic Surgery Catwoman

 

13. Elephantitis

 

12. Clint Howard

 

11. Blue Waffle Disease



10. Worlds Ugliest Dog (Chinese crested chihuahua)

 

9. Vomit or Projectile Vomit

 

8. Brown Recluse Spider Bite

 

7. Amy Winehouse

 

6. Roadkill

 

5. Clubbed Foot

 

4. Leukoplakia

 

3. Crabs the STD

 

2. Herpes

 

1. Abortion

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20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« on: June 30, 2010, 01:09:33 PM »

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 01:23:08 PM »
The irony is that after reading this, I suddenly feel the urge to image-search these things, lol.


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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 01:25:11 PM »
I know how you feel, I've ended up clicking links I knew I'd regret. If only there was a ctrl +z when viewing things lol.

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 07:17:27 PM »
Blue Waffle Disease, Brown Recluse Spider Bite and Herpes made my stomach turn......seriously :shakehead:



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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 07:32:53 PM »
The only thing i didn't watch is the vomit, that really turns my stomach so i skipped it altogether. The abortion thing made me very sad, ppl murdering children and the rest was childsplay
   

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 07:32:53 PM »

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 07:48:18 PM »
Back in the day I would have had one website for you

www.rotten.com

nuff said

These days its not it's old self.... *shudders*

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 08:07:14 PM »
My gf did a fine job recently of shock-educating me about a "blue waffle".  :shakehead: What motivated her to even be looking for that online, I'll never know.  :ko:

I will try not to play farse and end up scarring myself mentally with such searches....
God is dead.

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 09:37:42 PM »
what no goatse.cx ?

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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 11:16:18 PM »
rb read meh mind qui...but don't it almost as bad as amy winehouse...


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Re: 20 Things You Should Never Google Image Search
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 12:52:38 AM »
"7. Amy Winehouse" ??? LOL

Shots in stereo. The AIDS man cometh!

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