100 Quotes Every Geek Should KnowBy Ken DenmeadOne thing that every geek can do is quote their favorite geek-culture media, whether it’s movies, books, television, theater or music. The GeekDads have tried to compile a list of such quotes for your enjoyment. This list is certainly not definitive. Indeed, it’s only the beginning! Feel free to add your own (clean) ones in the comments below.“Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky, seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone, nine for the mortal men doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring the bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.” -LOTR“Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do….spank it?” — Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: The Motion Picture“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” - Ace Ventura, Ace ventura, Pet Detective“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” -Darth Vader, Star Wars“I know kung fu.” - Neo, The Matrix“We’re going to need a bigger boat.” - Chief Brody, Jaws“ET phone home.” - ET“End Of Line” - The MCP, TRON“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” - HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey
