Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats

[woodyear99]

Things bad.....


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0624091chips1.html


JUNE 24--Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine. Last July, with gasoline prices climbing, a Kentucky woman was arrested for accepting a $100 gasoline card in exchange for sexual favors.

[UltimateGamer]

Ewww.....

Seriously, ewww....

[Crixx_Creww]

wow... economy for the lossss

[Spazosaurus]

Well I can understand the $100 gas card, but the chips is a stretch...although they are some very good chips.

[woodyear99]

A whole case horse

[Crixx_Creww]

alyuh not right

[Redfish]

The question is Capn, would YOU give a bj for a case of those chips lmao

[Spazosaurus]

The question is Capn, would YOU give a bj for a case of those chips lmao

I'd rather have my spleen removed before I give a blowjob. The point is, it's really good chips. And who said that payment MUST come in the form of money?

[Redfish]

aHaha!! I hear you loud and clear man.

True on the not having to use money part but that was still messed up.

[woodyear99]

Yeah man back in the day b4 money it was Barter eh, no problems trading goods for services....

[W1nTry]

And who said that payment MUST come in the form of money?

I believe it's called BARTERING XD

[woodyear99]

Frito-Lay chips are pretty good.

[Arcmanov]

I like how allyuh stessing on the 'good-ness' of the chips.

* Note to self:  pick up some Frito-Lay chips *

[Redfish]

  lol

[Q]

Well, that makes me wonder What would you do-oo-ooh... For a Klondike Bar.