7 Awesome Super Powers (Ruined by Science)

[woodyear99]

This article is pretty funny, don't think too much when reading comics, watching movies, playing games etc. You just need that Suspension of Disbelief hehe.


http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

"Most of us are hoping that, through some kind of nuclear accident or other, we'll wind up with super powers. It's just a matter of time, right?

If you could pick what power you wind up with, what would you take? It's not as easy a choice as it sounds, because as it turns out, you can expect some pretty annoying (or deadly) side effects."

[Crixx_Creww]

it is easy
leave your choices in the manipulation categories or specialise in nth level control of one ability set.

Manipulation powers of choice, matter, energy and reality.
nth level specializations,speed, telekinesis, probability alteration.

[Kraeoss]

nice read *wipes tear from eyes after belly laugh*

[woodyear99]

Lol I was picturing each scenario as they described it. Never even considered invisibility, seeing your food being digested and the dust on u would be disturbing. Even more disturbing your eyes would no longer being able to see, damn you science.

[Crixx_Creww]

ok the guys who did this list dont read comics
so sad.
There attempt to discredit superman lifting heavy objects totally fails because there is a good explanation on how he does this... unlike hulk who indeed doesnt have anything to back up his powers.
iam sure they failed at the others
ill read speed just now as well.

[woodyear99]

Don't take the article on too seriously, it's a cracked.com article they tend to write more humor than anything else hehe.

[Kraeoss]

hahah

Don't take the article on too seriously, it's a cracked.com article they tend to write more humor than anything else hehe.

... not an option for critixx

[Eroo]

I agree with you Crixx. Flash does not really have superspeed but instead he phases with the speedforce with creates superspeed and Superman's flight is really a form of self telekinesis and that author sucks.




Actually it was a pretty funny read. Enjoyed it.

[W1nTry]

Oh gosh.. I was trying REAL hard to keep meh laughs from showing... good stuff

[woodyear99]

This is what happens when you think about things too much lol.

[Arcmanov]

Funny shiznit there.  DAMN YOU science.

They shoulda discussed teleportation.  Just imagine the shenanigans...  

[Crixx_Creww]

epic winnage for the, there is a chick across town that really needs your junk..like right now.

redeemed somewhat the rest of nonsense mentioned.

[Kraeoss]

ent... lol

[Crixx_Creww]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17125_p2.html
ok that one was frackin hilarious


http://www.cracked.com/article_17047_p2.html
holy sh&& do not read this while eating, drinking or in front of boss or in a place where massive amounts of lung wrenching lafter would not be accepted. iam still in work laffing my ass off at this stuff.. should have been gone an hour now lol

[Saxito Pau]

LMAO, entertaining stuff.