1) Were those cops gay? Would making an arrest be the first thing on your mind when you see a naked woman?
Because they'll lose their jobs if they don't. I'm sure they just wanted an excuse to grab her and handcuff her and feel her young, supple flesh again their work-calloused hands. As as she bent over, her pale flesh quivering before their authority, the burly officer inserted...
...wait, where was I going with this joke? Never mind...
[i[2) How exactly does being the only worker in the bar prompt one to just....BE NAKED? Did she just decide, "Well....looks like I'm the only one here. IT'S NAKED TIME!"[/i]
More tits = More tips
3) .....were any photos taken? You know. For er, um.....'evidence'. Yes, that's it. Evidence.
We can only hope. I personally wouldn't mind seeing exhibit double-D.