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Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« on: September 01, 2008, 02:27:31 PM »
....when he saves two scientists from being mauled by a tiger!

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Putin Saves TV Crew From Escaped Tiger
Russians are lauding Prime Minister Vladimir Putin after he reportedly saved scientists and a film crew from a huge escaped tiger in the Russian Far East. The tiger was no match for the judo champion and former KGB agent with a tranquilizer rifle.

In an act of bravery that could (almost) be made for TV, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin saved a Russian film crew from an enormous escaped tiger in eastern Russia Sunday, adding yet another set of images to his cultivated portfolio of manliness.

The incident took place in a national park in Russia's Far East, where Putin was visiting a team of scientists involved in a conservation project to save the endangered Amur tiger, the world's largest cat, which can reach lengths of 10 feet (three meters) from head to tail.

"We probably came too close to her," said Violetta Sergeyeva, a film director from Rossiya, Russia's main television station. "She suddenly got loose and rushed us. A miracle saved us."

That miracle happened to be Putin, who -- clad in camouflage fatigues and desert combat boots -- availed himself of a tranquilizer rifle and found his mark. After sedating the beast, Putin went on to assist the scientists as they measured the tiger's enormous canine fangs and fitted a satellite transmitter around its neck.

Once done with his Herculean labor, Putin spoke to the film crew about the conservation efforts: "First of all, we must thank our colleagues -- Americans, European colleagues -- for being involved with this together with our scientists during a difficult time for Russia, when no one was paying attention to this."

The Amur tiger, which is native to the region surrounding the Ussuri River, has recently reached its highest population level after approaching extinction in the 1940s, according to the environmental group the WWF.

Source: http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,575548,00.html



Now why can't our Prime Minister be that awesome? Oh. Wait. I think I know why.
Knowing him, he'd probably run back to his executive jet and high tail it out of there. Figures.

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Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 02:57:31 PM »
wait wait wait
That report seems fishy.

what was our PM doing in Russia?
It did say something about the biggest cyat in the world right?

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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 03:02:19 PM »
I change my mind. Vladmir is badass.


Vladimir Putin.

Get like him.
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It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 03:13:46 PM »
wait wait wait
That report seems fishy.

what was our PM doing in Russia?
It did say something about the biggest cyat in the world right?


....did you even read the article?

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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 03:54:53 PM »
Prime minister Vladimir Putin aka "Prime"

                                                   "Vladmir Prime"



*tune linkin park "what i've done" plays in back ground*
« Last Edit: September 01, 2008, 03:56:30 PM by Kraeoss »
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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 05:53:29 PM »
wait wait wait
That report seems fishy.

what was our PM doing in Russia?
It did say something about the biggest cyat in the world right?


....did you even read the article?
Yeah.....

My attempt at humor failed horribly apparently.

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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 07:19:41 PM »
zomgg lol lol lol putin for grandemperorerer of teh world???

lawl i surprise he didnt rip off he shirt like zangief and battle de tiger lol lol

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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 08:08:46 AM »
kraven putin??
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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 08:51:31 AM »
^^^^ hahahahaha.  Thank you Lilith.  That actually made my day.

How appropriate indeed.
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Re: Vladimir Putin reveals himself to be Superman in disguise.
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 12:29:12 PM »
LoL aye Crixx that woulda been mad seein Putin in he red speedo and boots doin a 360 in the air holdin the tiger.

Kraven Putin?? it just might be him, seems like he's blown his cover haha...

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