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And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« on: May 30, 2008, 11:22:01 PM »
IN THE PATH OF A MOVING TRAIN!

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LEBANON, Maine -- Police said two teenage girls sunbathing on a railroad trestle lost limbs when a train came upon them unexpectedly in Lebanon Maine, along the New Hampshire border.

Authorities said 13-year-old Destiny Phaneuf and 14-year-old Rachel Brown, both of Lebanon, were lying on beach towels on the trestle over Three Mill Pond when the train rounded a corner late Wednesday morning and began braking and blasting its horn.

Lt. Gary Fecteau of the York County Sheriff's Department quotes the train crew as saying they never saw the girls move, but their injuries suggest they tried to scramble away at the last moment.

Phaneuf lost her leg just below the knee, while Brown lost a foot. Both were airlifted to a Portland hospital.

Fecteau said the girls were cutting class and enjoying the sunny weather. He said there's no indication that they were impaired by alcohol or drugs, or that their hearing was impaired by headphones.

Source: http://www.wfsb.com/news/16418055/detail.html


Oh my GOD. I don't know whether to shake my head in pity or roll over and DIE LAUGHING.
By the way, kids.....this is exactly why you shouldn't skip school. You'd probably have half a brain not to sunbathe on train tracks.

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And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« on: May 30, 2008, 11:22:01 PM »

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Re: And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 01:55:09 AM »
i.. i dont understand???

was ... was it some new army haxx STEALTH TRAIN??

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Re: And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 07:32:49 AM »
LOL this is one of the stupidest things i've heard in some time. Definite Darwin award candidates.

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Re: And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 09:31:27 AM »
I thought Darwin Awards are only given to those lucky individuals who did the gene pool a favour by removing themselves from it? :P...

Unless I am mistaken, they are still here, no? :)
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Re: And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 12:45:32 PM »
well.. with acts of intelligence like this

they cant survive very long..

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Re: And the worst place to get a tan is....(opens envelope)
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