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15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« on: May 22, 2008, 08:00:00 AM »
This is how you've known the world has really, truly gone mad.

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Takashi Murakami Watches From the Wings at Sotheby's

Of the many happy campers at the record-demolishing (and economy-confounding) Sotheby's auction last night, Takashi Murakami may have been the happiest. Drawing stares from art-world veterans — one told us she'd never seen an artist show up to watch his own work on the block — the Japanese Pop maestro sat in the back of the room with a serene smile as My Lonesome Cowboy, his larger-than-life sculpture of a boy waving an ejaculate lasso, brought in $15.2 million — quintupling the artist's previous record at auction. (The signature piece, an edition of which is currently on view at the artist's Brooklyn Museum show, was sold by his former dealer Marianne Boesky.) "Oh, it's not surprising," Murakami said as he huddled with his Paris dealer, Emmanuel Perrotin, after the auction. Pretty gratifying, though? "Yeah, yeah, yeah," he said. "Basically."

Another contented observer of the auction, albeit from the astral plane, was Robert Rauschenberg. Two days after the artist's death at 82, his painting Overdrive did, as speculated, set a record, bringing in $14.6 million. (All Sotheby's figures include their commission, which is about 10 percent atop the winning bid.) The big winner of the night, however, was Francis Bacon, whose triptych set a new record for the artist when it went to a phone bidder for a staggering $86.3 million. ("Be brave," auctioneer Tobias Meyer had exhorted the buyers calling in, presumably from oversees. "Look at the Euros.")

There were some surprises at the sale, however. Most notably, a massive Rothko failed to draw a single bidder. (Sotheby's, which devoted a full eight pages to the work in the night's catalogue, had forecast it would earn more than $35 million.) "We've seen an inevitable moving towards bigger and bigger," Nick Lawrence, the Freight + Volume gallerist, said. "When will it get to where the center cannot hold?" But on a night that drew out many of the major players, it appeared that the center was holding just fine for the time being. "At first I wondered whether the famous irrational exuberance might be at work," said writer Anthony Haden-Guest, who is working on a book about the history of the thrumming market. "But no, it started real strong, though it molted a bit towards the end. I think it's certainly remarkable." —Andrew Goldstein



If you're wondering why I haven't given a source for this (or the picture of said statue), it's because I'm not going to.

If you try to Google it, BE WARNED:

EXTREMELY FIRE ENGINE RED NSFW!!!

Hell, it's probably not even safe for your mind. I'm see a few of you seeing that statue will have your eyes promptly explode.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2008, 08:02:57 AM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 08:44:52 AM »
lol @ that statue. It seems to...defy gravity.

But how?...where all that...?

Ahhh never mind.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 09:17:03 AM »
o m f g



not just at this insane statue, but at the EUROS dese people are spending in stupid art!!!

86 million euros!! wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 09:26:43 AM »
^^................and we have a food crisis, global warming, aids epidemic in africa, and dem spending all this money on SH1TTTTTTTTT

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 09:36:44 AM »
O. K. Then.
God is dead.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 11:44:29 AM »
*Googles image*

*BLINK*  *BLINK*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  (especially at 'the 'defy gravity' comment)

They're ALL GAY...the buyer, the 'artist', all of em.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 02:13:31 PM »
*W1nTry googles cowboy*
ACK!!!!
*Begins to bleed from skin, eyes, mouth, Brain Hemoraging...*
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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 02:19:37 PM »
Now that's just f'd up man. NAHHHH Boy.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 03:22:50 PM »
*imagines someone buying that to put on their front lawn*

I'm actually going to make a line of these for people who absolutely refuse to tolerate door-to-door evangelists.

I'm going to be filthy rich*.



*- rich not included
« Last Edit: May 22, 2008, 03:25:53 PM by Synchronomyst »
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 06:38:58 PM »
LOL wheeyyyy I guess thats how those anime characters hair stands up so easy........DBZ.....EWWWWW!!!! LAWD  Damaging thoughts to the brain, owww!!! Damn that Japanese  who did this..
I am awaken to the glory that is my birthright!!!

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 10:14:41 PM »
Want to know the kicker here, folks?

This statue has a female counterpart.

















































....no, I'm not going to put up the picture of it here.
You can go look for it if you want. Be warned, it's NSFW, any way you take it.


Also, ugh @ the Naruto image macro. Somebody call the comedy police.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 10:19:47 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2008, 12:55:58 PM »
You reffering the to blue haired anime character skipping with breast milk? O_o

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »
.....lol oh come on people is not all that bad. Maby the artist is into the freeky stuff. I meen if it were a sculpture of a puppy chacing a butterfly not too meny people would have paied it much attention right? In the art world its the stuff that jumps out at you that grabs your attention.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2008, 02:43:17 PM »
Grabs your attention.

With a lasso of ejaculate.

Yes.
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2008, 02:44:50 PM »
I was thinking about something.. 150+ Million TT was spent on THAT!!! can you even begin to FATHOM how many starving, dying, homeless ppl out there could have benefited from that VERY SAME MONEY... *W1nTry become sickened to his stomach at the usual showing of human wastefulness* IF indeed there is a hell, damn we're all burning.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2008, 02:58:17 PM »
Just one question, though...

...are you averse to someone spending the same amount on say...The Mona Lisa?
What can you do to end the hunger?
It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

-The Locust

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2008, 09:04:10 PM »
You reffering the to blue haired anime character skipping with breast milk? O_o

The one and the same. It's not as bad as 'Lonesome Cowboy', mind you. Then again, this is from a guy's perspective.

.....lol oh come on people is not all that bad. Maby the artist is into the freeky stuff. I meen if it were a sculpture of a puppy chacing a butterfly not too meny people would have paied it much attention right? In the art world its the stuff that jumps out at you that grabs your attention.

Chan has a point.
We may gawk and go, "Oh...GOD NO!" at this, but the artist himself is laughing all the way to the bank. Why, you may ask? He did something he knew would make people sit up and pay attention, and he's practically reaping the rewards of it now.

As Baego would say....pure genius.

Just one question, though...

...are you averse to someone spending the same amount on say...The Mona Lisa?


Another good point. Art is something to be appreciated, and the Mona Lisa and the Lonesome Cowboy are virtually in the same boat here....don't mind one makes you want to rip out your eyeballs until the thin vein holding it in your head tears off. To me, there's no real difference between paying 15 million for one or the other.....with the exception that hanging the Mona Lisa in your living room won't have people thinking you're ghey.

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Re: 15 million dollars for.....WHAT THE F-
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2008, 11:30:15 PM »
Like Neo, I don't see a difference in paying x million for any work of art. If you have the dosh and think some inanimate object is worth it, I can't tell you differently. In that same vein, I would still consider spending that or more on the mona lisa a waste considering what good it could do to some less fortunate individual or humanity as a whole.

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