13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

[TrinireturnofGamez]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

 And thats not even the funny part :

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

 
Explains alot about whats wrong with the world , doesn't it?

[Crixx_Creww]

that news topic gets the most epic win status of 2008 so far lol lol

[rb]

that news topic gets the most epic win status of 2008 so far lol lol

u read my mind there yes

[TheApprentice]

lol...this is wicked...

Brave child...now faces law

[W1nTry]

I think he's DEFINITELY ON TRACK to becoming a Politician!!!

[TheApprentice]

Hoax story:
Police in Newark, Texas, where the events supposedly took place:

As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county.

http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hookers-to-play-halo-andoh-that-story-isnt-real

[New Era Outlaw]

Locked. This probably should have been in the Wacky News section, anyway, since the events are more amusing than tragic.