Author Topic: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER  (Read 2091 times)

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An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever.  After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it recently resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.


Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance -- that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn't think that was possible either.)


Wanna hear it for yourself? The link's below. Beware, though....the song is 21 MINUTES LONG.

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html


...I think the Opera Rap made my God damn ears explode. As SPK would say...."BLARGH!!!!"
« Last Edit: May 11, 2008, 05:39:02 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Re: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 06:42:51 PM »
 its unpleasant.... but not a musical weapon of mass destruction by any means.

I think the pentagon should spend money on creating the ultimate emo song.. that would make a high percentage of enemy soldiers commit suicide .

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Re: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 06:43:55 PM »
It's "BLARG!" :D

I'll listen to it sometime on Saturday in work....I not even gonna bother trying to hear it from dialup @ home....
Nagamete iru dake ja, itsumademo te ni dekinai...nagamete iru dake ja, kimi no mono ni wa naranai...

ssssssSSSSSSS...That's a nice everything you got there....SSSSSSS.

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Re: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 07:20:21 PM »
XD

This has some awesome moments, I swear.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2008, 07:21:54 PM by Synchronomyst »
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It's no surprise that many will die with the coming shortage of food
When there is no grain to feed the butchered cows
When there is nothing to feed yourselves...
Then you will see that money can't be eaten.

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Re: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 07:22:25 PM »
Aye the opera rap reallll dred. Its not that bad.

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Re: A Scientific Attempt to create the most annoying song EVER
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 04:05:30 PM »
OMFG....this is AWESOME
Guess who's back. Not me. :|

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