This is a thread about PCs and the humiliation they suffer at the hand of unfit users.Bring your stories and pictures that showcase man vs machine gone wrong.I'll start with a picture first posted by Rod Shelley (read more about him here http://www.rodslair.com/May.html )madness
now tell me you don't know at least 1 person that tried this
Q : How do I format a cd-rom ?A : From the DOS-prompt type Format C:, answer Yes to any followingquestions.Q : Where do I need to save documents on my harddisk ?A : C:\It\Doesnt\Matter\Where\You\Save\It\You\Wont\Remember\It\Tomorrowlooks like the perfect directory for it.Q : What does formatting drive C: mean ?A : An increase in productivity with 300 %Q : Can I copy the Internet to my own computer ?A : Yes, but remember to create a Zip-file first.Q : I can't mail totitfuckers@195.60.28.14\\http://www.eroticconfessions.com, why ?A : Your mailservers' IP-address isn't compatible with your sexualpreferences.Q : It says on my screen press F1 to continue, I've pressed the F and the 1key several times but nothing happens. What's wrong ?A : You.Q : Why do I need a printer to print something ?A : Actually, you don't, you can also use the back-up drivers PAPER.DRV andPENCIL.DRVQ : Can I use this keyboard together with my Sony Playstation ?A : Sure, remove the cover from your Playstation and touch the wires markedwith "High Voltage/Do not touch", that should do the trick.Q : Huh, I forgot my password again, can you reset it for me ?A : Yep, your new password is YgGdraiShYll@&&5!§, you will not be able tochange it for the next 7 billion years.Q : How do I know if my computer is Year2000 compliant ?A : If your computer sometimes crashes without any apparent reason it isn'tY2K compliant and it will probably die in the Year2000.Q : How do I get rid of virus XYZ ?A : Make a cocktail of orange-juice, mango, grapefruit kiwi and olive-oiland add vitamin C according to taste. You can also use Head & Shoulders withactive balm for lightdark hair. Pour this over your monitor and computer,now boot the system. The smoke and funny smell you'll notice are normal,they simply indicate that the virus has been killed successfully.Q : How can I limit the amount of space needed when storing documents todisk ?A : There are several solutions for this issue. Typealltextwithoutanyspaces,use a smaller fontsize (1 or 2 should do it) or use lots of abbreviations (Ilv u 2 y sck fckng bstrd).Q : Saving my documents takes a long time, can I speed up this process ?A : No problem, after you've finished typing your document pressCtrl+Alt+Del two times. It will work like a charm.Q : Who should be the recipients of my mails ?A : Put as many people as humanly possible in the To-field of yourmailprogram. The sky is the limit, everybody likes to know what you have tosay. Look at it like sending a postcard from a holiday destination, it'sgreat to know that you're having fun while we are sitting in the rain andhave to go to work every day. Be extra careful when sending chainlettersbecause people love those a lot, they will be forever grateful to you.Pictures from girls with huge breasts are also perfect for sending to yourfriends, they can use them in Powerpoint presentations, Word documents andeven spice up those boring monthly sales figures spreadsheets. Don't botherto compress in JPEG-format, the bigger the attachments are the better ! Alsodon't forget to create a cool signature file, also here the saying goes thebigger the better. Signatures should at least be three times bigger thanyour actual message. Don't bother to use a spellchecker, people like to readtypos, especially if they come from somebody with your intellect.
