It called her 'fat', you say?
Oh noooooooooooooo.
Seriously, if it walks like a duck, flies like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a freaking duck.
If your kid's enormous, it's time to cancel those daily trips to Haagen Daaz and Burger King and hit the gym.
God, I seriously hate it when parents attempt to cover up what's wrong with their children.
They call it 'destroying morale' nowadays. Want to know what they called it before?
Building character. And for a good reason, too.
