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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 10:57:21 PM »
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Isn't that like challenging Mike Tyson to a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! when he knocks your behind out senseless?

"I cyah play on arcade, if it was console you da be dead!"

The solution to this problem is for the genius that is Uwe Boll to take Epic Fails as video games and turn them into Epic Fails as Movies!!

Can't you just see it now?

A Big Rigs movie maybe?

Or other pointless stuff...hmm..A Tetris movie? Nintendogs or Sims? 50 Cent Bulletproof?

LOL Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 10:57:21 PM »

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2008, 07:20:53 AM »
Looks like Uwe's going to play the 'I'm gonna kick your a**!' card again, and this time, he's calling out Michael Bay.

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Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Death Match
Posted on Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 2:19 pm by: Peter Sciretta



Hack video game movie director Uwe Boll has had enough of AWESOME Hollywood action director Michael Bay’s disrespect, and has challenged to the Transformers director to a 12-round boxing match to settle it all.



“Michael Bay responded to my note about him in a very insulting way for me. He said that he doesn’t care about me and this was very insulting because I care about him and I think that with the money he has for his movies, he sucks big time. I think it’s time to meet in the ring actually.

So it’s my message to Michael Bay, Michael, in between your pool parties in LA or your casting sessions with the strippers you should start training now. And I’m sure you look good, you look thin. I saw you at the Hollywood Film Festival, I think you’re a fit guy and you do like private karate bullshitAsia bullshit crap fighting stuff in LA where you think you’re super cool that you do that with your 500 bucks trainer everyday.

So let’s meet in the ring in September or October. Pay-per-view. Mandalay Bay. Las Vegas. Twelve rounds of boxing. Boll against Bay. And it’s also independent against the studio system and I think that this day in Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas we will clear it up who is not only the better director who is also able to fight more for that what he wants.”



Source: http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/uwe-boll-challenges-michael-bay-to-death-match/


TONIGHT ON...




Silly Boll. Beating up people doesn't prove you're a better director. Making a movie that isn't suck incarnate does.

Also, Boll care about Bay? As I recall, Bay was the first person he attacked when he learned about the petition....

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2008, 10:48:05 AM »
rofl @ boll vs bay, round 1 fight.

(Boll Notoriety +1)

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2008, 11:59:00 AM »
w00t someone give those guys their swords already, cause whoever loses, we win! :lol:
You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2008, 12:54:39 PM »
I want my Transformers 2 and 3...

so no swords ;)

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ROUND 2
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2008, 02:20:30 PM »
Michael Bay:

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Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate - but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can't get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house.

He is a troubled soul — let's not waste time on talking about him please.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2008, 07:14:08 AM »
lol, Michael Bay said it precisely.

The man gains fame with every continued mention of his name.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2008, 07:28:49 AM »
To be honest, I forgot all about Uwe and his crap until TheApprentice updated the thread again.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2008, 10:58:24 AM »
Exactly. That's the only way to beat him, is not to mention his name nor his movies.

Michael Bay put it so eloquently.

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ROUND 3
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2008, 02:23:33 PM »
UWE BOLL:

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Hi here's Uwe Boll, I'm very happy to say the fight is on. Boll Vs. Bay. It's a rumble in the jungle 2, it will be in Kinshasa, Zaire. I think September 30th will be the fight. Boll against Bay. He agreed to do it, I'm very proud of it. So if you want to be live there you need ten tickets from Postal opening May 23rd. You bring these tickets and this will be the entry to the boxing fight, Boll against Bay. Or you can buy tickets on eBay or wherever else you can buy it, of course also, but I think the cheapest way is with the Postal tickets. OK, so Michael Bay, start training and I think you will go down to be honest. I think round three or round four you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbor, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you.




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Just spoke to Mike, and it's false. This guy is really creepy, he's creeping me out.

BTW, Michael has never spoken to him and won't speak to him. Mike has a movie to deliver for June 2009, unlike this idiot.

Boll doesn't deserve press for his lame movie, so this is the last we talk about him in these forums. This press stunt will tank.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2008, 02:44:00 PM »
lol, brilliant

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2008, 04:31:57 PM »
Brilliant? Ha, ha...yeah right. He could challenge Stone Cold Steve Austin to a beer drinking contest, and it still wouldn't motivate me to watch his crappy movie. And lying to get people to notice him (because people just damn near forgot about him and his ravings for a good while) by saying Bay accepted his challenge? That's desperate. He'd have better luck drawing a pistol and shooting himself in the foot. I'd pay money to see that.


Anyway, The Anti-Uwe Boll Petition now has sponsorship:

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The Makers of Stride, The Ridiculously Long Lasting Gum(R), Offer A Total of One Million Packs of Gum to Signers of the Anti-Uwe Boll Petition*

PARSIPPANY, N.J., May 7 /PRNewswire/ — In an effort to protect the childhood dreams of millions of video gamers everywhere, the makers of Stride gum announced today that they are launching a special campaign supporting the efforts of StopUweBoll.org in their attempt to convince famed film director Uwe Boll to stop making video game-based films.

For years, Boll has piqued the ire of the gaming community by adapting many of their favorite games into universally panned films (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/uwe_boll/). On April 4, 2008, Boll remarked to legendary horror site FearNet that he'd consider acquiescing to his critics and abandoning making films in this genre if an online petition reached one million signatures. As of press time, the petition is just about 234,000 names, which is why Stride has decided to jump in.

"Since gamers are one of our most supportive groups, we have been looking for ways to return the favor," said Gary Osifchin, Stride North American Marketing Director. "And what better way is there to get gamers' backs than by helping them rescue their cherished videogames from the clutches of Uwe Boll?"

In an effort to help boost signings, the makers of Stride have put out a special bounty. If the petition reaches the required 1 million signatures by May 14 at 5pm EDT, each signer will receive a digital coupon* for a pack of gum, downloadable on May 23, 2008, a day that could really use some long-lasting refreshment, particularly as it will see the debut of his latest videogame-based film.

"Look, it's nothing personal against the guy. Maybe his non videogame-based films are unbelievable! But we have seen such intense passion for this cause that we couldn't help but get involved," said Osifchin. "Let the signing continue."

* Stride will provide a downloadable coupon (good for one pack of gum) to each petition signer that will be downloadable on May 23, 2008, if the target of one million signatures is reached between May 7 and 14, 2008. Additional details will be forthcoming. 


Pwned.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2008, 06:01:22 PM »
239208 signatures as of my post...
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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2008, 06:07:01 PM »
If Michael Bay didn't do Bad Boys or The Rock, I'd say he's not so different from Uwe Boll (with respect to film quality, not personality). He's just got big budgets. If Boll wasn't such an ass, it really wouldn't matter who won in a deathmatch. However with the way Boll is behaving lately, (and I can't believe I'm saying this), I support Michael Bay here.

Oh and free gum ftw :D
Who even cares what the petition is about now :D
You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount.

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2008, 06:41:41 PM »
lol, Neo, you keep forgetting, you don't need to watch his movie for him to win.

Stride just fueling the man notoriety. The only person who has a clue how to stop him is Michael Bay himself. Like he said, stop talking about him, period. It's the only way really.

Good press or bad press = publicity. No such thing as bad publicity in show business. Taking a no name director and making the man a legend with every post. lol

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Re: Uwe Boll to throw in the towel?
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2008, 06:41:41 PM »

 


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