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Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« on: April 02, 2008, 11:23:37 AM »
To say that these kids have some serious issues is the understatement of the DECADE. Take a read:


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WAYCROSS, Ga. - A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.

"We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill her, but could they have accidentally killed her? Absolutely," Tanner said. "We feel like if they weren't interrupted, there would have been an attempt. Would they have been successful? We don't know."

The children, ages 8 and 9, were apparently mad at the teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, Tanner said. A prosecutor said they are too young to be charged with a crime under Georgia law.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school, Tanner said.

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said.

Nine children have been given discipline up to and including long-term suspension, said Theresa Martin, spokeswoman for the Ware County school system. She would not be more specific but said none of the children had been back to school since the case came to light.

The purported target is a veteran educator who teaches third-grade students with learning disabilities including attention deficit disorder, delayed development and hyperactivity, friends and parents said.

The scheme involved a division of roles, Tanner said. One child's job was to cover windows so no one could see outside, he said. Another was supposed to clean up after the attack.

"We're not sure at this point in the investigation how many of the students actually knew the intent was to hurt the teacher," Tanner said.

The parents of the students have cooperated with investigators, who aren't allowed to question the children without their parents' or guardians' consent, he said. Authorities have withheld the children's names.

Police expected to forward the results of their investigation to prosecutors, Tanner said.

Children in Georgia can't be charged with a crime unless they are at least 13, District Attorney Rick Currie said.

Martin told The Florida Times-Union of Jacksonville, Fla., that administrators would follow school system policy and state law in disciplining the students.

"From what I understand, they were considered pretty good kids," Martin said. "But we have to take this seriously, whether they were serious or not about carrying this through, and that's what we did."

Four mothers of other third-grade students at Center Elementary called for the immediate expulsion of the suspected plotters.

Stacy Carter and Deana Hiott both cited school system policy stating that any student who brings "anything reasonably considered to be a weapon" is to be expelled for at least the remainder of the school year.

"We don't want our children around them," Carter told the Times-Union. "The one with the knife could have stabbed my child or someone else's child at lunch or out on the playground."

"This is an isolated incident, an aberration. ... We have good kids," Center Principal Angie Coleman told the newspaper.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080401/ap_on_re_us/children_s_plot;_ylt=AuvD04OTlSOLoGeMDtaADASs0NUE


So....I can't help but wonder....how exactly would this have played out had the kids pulled it off? Unless the teacher is a 98 pound weakling so frail that all it takes is a fart to bowl him over, I'm sure he would have swatted them like flies.

Also....good kids? About as good as NINE of them plotting murder are going to get.



Well, seeing as how the young 'uns are now plotting against us......
PREPARE YOURSELF!


...I scored 19.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 11:27:23 AM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 11:32:49 AM »
I don't know NEO... the food americans eat and us are two different things.. there are some pretty hefty 9 year olds up there....

As for that questionaire....
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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 11:57:38 AM »
omg where do i get that questionaire??

and i doh business bout law suit an ting,
de moment i realise dem mofos had a kinda swat plan for me, man cleaning up dna evidence an ting wda

i was level toepee in all ah dem
real wwf ting
i cross bodying bout 4 at a time an ting
real drop kick , choke slam an power bomb


edit
found it yayz
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 12:10:03 PM by Crixx_Creww »

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 12:06:12 PM »
Err crixx the picture generated isn't static so the link you provided doesn't show your actual score...

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 01:26:48 PM »
that teacher dropping @ least t3 exam papers...



i don't especially like younglings...

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 01:42:37 PM »
Hmm 2 WASD 32... you don't have children I hope... that aside.. crixx ur image is still not showing, just do a screen capture meng... imageshack ftw!

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 01:43:52 PM »
WHEEEEEEE funnnn lol
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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 01:47:32 PM »
Hmmm nice test :lol:

You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount.

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 04:38:48 PM »
I scored 16. I mean, that should be the average number of 5yo's in a group at once right?

But I said gaddamn WASD and others. Y'all real brutal yo, just a few clicks shy of being the devil himself!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 04:48:41 PM by Captain Awesome »

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Re: Attack of the Killer 3rd Graders!
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