My MP3 Player is SHOCKING!!!

[W1nTry]

THIS IS CLASSIC

Music gets shock treatment

Don't taser me bro.

By Nick Farrell: Thursday, 10 January 2008, 7:53 AM

THE MAKER of zapping gear used by plod world wide when they can no longer be bothered talking to people, Taser has decided to soften its image.

One of the more bizarre products on offer at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas was a Taser that had its own MP3 player attached.

This is because it is vital that you are able to listen to your favourite music as you are wrestling with a six foot barbarian who is after your purse. Well, Taser has done the marketing it must have seen the figures and must have thought it was worthwhile.

Its Music Player Holster's mp3 player can hold up to 1GB of music which is more than enough for hand to hand combat lasting a few days. The C2 stun gun can deliver 50,000 volts into your target up to 15 feet way. So you can shock and sing to your, and hopefully the target's, heart's content.

The Taser has a range of stylish patterns including a fairly tasteless leopard skin print which should shock the attacker without having to fire the thing.



We think this is a move in the right direction. If Apple claims it is attempting to make its products more user friendly, we like to see MP3 players made less friendly. It means that if that idiot next to you on the train has his Coldplay up too loud you can show him whose MP3 player packs the most punch.

[Cross]

Nah...When they put the megapixel camera een then i'll consider one.

[W1nTry]

Here's a video of the MP3 player in action 
http://www.hexus.tv/show.php?show=210

[rassmatic]

saw this on G4 the other night. might buy one for my girl for Valentine's Day

[Spazosaurus]

Hmmmm one battery for taser AND player or separate batteries? Hmmm maybe the taser charges the mp3 player battery so you HAVE to taser someone for the player to work

[Trinitus]

This just encourage ppl to be slack, when dey have dey music up too loud and aint payin attention to their surroundings when dey get ketch off guard they rely on it. Ill buy one I does be slack to bad with that music loud, though it seriously isnt the safest thing to do.