It's A New World Record!!

[New Era Outlaw]

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Source: http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/01/masturbation-world-record.html




I'm sorry....r-really, I am...b-but...

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rb]

i'm sure there are sickos who've done better than that.....hell i'd be willing to bet money too LOL

[TheApprentice]

 

ROFL!

[Fkacn_tt]

The man beat my record oui 

[Arcmanov]

My god.....

OK, FIRST question:  WHO was keeping score?
Second question: HOW!!?

Not really a record I'd want to be remembered for.

[Spazosaurus]

Dude, I must shake your hand on this remarkable achievement...PSYCH!!!!

[Trinitus]

The man beat my record oui 

Thus the reason for your  name? That was some thing else though I have seen some Japanese footage of sportlike events to this caliber 30-2h9feipwfhy-h0 wheyyyyy boy the thoughts i try to purge myself.........

[Cross]

I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today"

Can't deny the man has commitment.

[Berzerk]

thats just,......... JUST WRONG....

[New Era Outlaw]

Indeed, it is.
I mean....36 freaking TIMES. That's rope burn for your balls.

By the way, do a Google Image Search on "Tudor Rosca" and look at the very first result.
Co-incidence?

[SPK]

LMAO @ NEO's suggestion.

...

That's so WRONG..... could possibly explain it....but still so WRONG!!!!

[SPK]

Actually, I have to believe this story is faked. If you search up on the world record, you'll find multiple stories, written in pretty much the same vein, with the name of the record-breaker (no pun intended) being different.

Some of the names used are:

Andre Gubilam
Pratik Patel
Johnny Martin
Rodney Bracey

(BTW, this thread is #20 when searched about this particular world record...)


Anyway, I think this one can be officially debunked as fake....

[Saxito Pau]

If Guiness ent make it official, pfft!!

*eats guiness ice cream*

[New Era Outlaw]

Anyway, I think this one can be officially debunked as fake....

Ah, well.
At least we all got a good laugh out of it, eh?

But, seeing as how this can be debunked as bogus....locked.