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Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« on: January 03, 2008, 11:28:04 AM »
There could be money in extending your *cough* lifespan other than to bank of the non monetary type.... O_o

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Robots run on sperm

Causing a splash

By Nick Farrell: Thursday, 03 January 2008, 10:20 AM

BOFFINS are developing a new form of nanobot which runs on the whip-like tail of a sperm.

The boffins at Cornell University’s Baker Institute for Animal Health think that the power of sperm could be harnessed to send nanobots or other tiny medical devices barrelling around the human body.

Alexander Travis, an assistant professor of reproductive biology said that sperm could solve the problem of supplying energy nanobots, implants and “smart” probes.

They would have the advantage of being biologically compatible if they were made from biomedical components.

The tail of a sperm propels it at a rate of seven inches an hour and is powered by tiny assembly lines that produce adenosine triphosphate.

Using mouse sperm proteins so they stick to the surface of a tiny gold chip covered with nickel ions, the boffins built a biological pathway on a man-made surface.

We would have thought that was just scientific jargon for a sticky keyboard, however it is the first breakthrough in making sperm like nanorobots, apparently.

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Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 11:49:04 AM »
I know some men in here going to be rich!


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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 11:51:27 AM »
UGH. That's nasty.
Especially when you begin to ponder on how they even obtained the 'joy juice' to begin with....

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 12:00:17 PM »
Sperm doning supports life and good things like research :yay:

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 12:08:17 PM »
UGH. That's nasty.
Especially when you begin to ponder on how they even obtained the 'joy juice' to begin with....

I believe they mentioned lab mouse....

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 12:13:16 PM »
All the MORE reason why it's NAR-STEE.
...though I'm sure the mice are having a good time, the sick bastards.

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 12:15:45 PM »
All the MORE reason why it's NAR-STEE.
...though I'm sure the mice are having a good time, the sick bastards.
I thought only dolphins other than humans enjoy that kinda thing.... O_o

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 12:21:16 PM »
Like "How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?", the world may never know.

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Re: Before you extend your lifespan down the drain...
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 12:55:44 PM »
AHAHAHA!
"the power of sperm"
That's hilarious.

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