GPS Jesus nabs thiefPlastic son of God defended by satellite angelsBy Nick Farrell: Friday, 28 December 2007, 2:09 PM NICKING a baby Jesus from his Christmas crib landed one Florida teen in divine and legal hotwater.Danielle Santino, 18, from Wellington thought it would be a wizard wheeze to take the model of the baby Jesus from its crib.Unfortunately for Santino, the baby was loaded with GPS tracking gear, as the son of God often is these days.Inspector Knacker of the Wellington Yard, used the tracking system to find the baby Jesus in a house. There was no evidence of cattle a lowing around the house and the coppers had got their before the three wise men.After coppers returned the infant to its crib, Santino turned up at the cop shop to confess. But alas confession and repenting is not enough in Florida as the state has some quaint methods of dealing with people who steal Messiahs.Santino was charged with grand theft, which means that the stolen property, in this case a plastic doll, has to have a high value. Since the symbolic representative of the Christian deity has considerable value to many US Christians she might be lucky to get away with crucifixion, for a first offence.
