Have to have some of my boy, John McClane.
- You motherf@#$@@, im gonne kill you! I'm gonna f#$#@@' cook you, and i'm gonna f@#$@@% eat you!
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the @$$.
- Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your @$$ or the $hit in your brains?
- Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her @$$.
- I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer $hit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"
