Ever heard the saying, "Thought made a man s**t his pants"?
How about, "The devil made a man roast his baby"?
A baby girl was released from a hospital 11 days after police say she was burned in a motel microwave oven.
The infant's mother blamed the devil for what happened, saying Satan compelled her husband to put the baby in the microwave. The devil "saw my husband as a threat" because of his efforts to become a preacher .
Source:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18807327/(ahem)
Dear stupid parents who-can-do-no-wrong,
Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but the rest of us in society would really, really, REALLY appreciate it with sugar and a cherry on top if you just....
STOP. HAVING. KIDS!STOP IT. NOW.
