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Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« on: October 03, 2007, 11:01:16 AM »
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Orgasmic phone disrupts court session

Only holding it and it went off, m'lud

By Nick Farrell: Wednesday, 03 October 2007, 2:46 PM

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THE DECORUM of an Aussie courtroom was shattered down-under when a bloke's phone started uttering loud noises of female pleasure.

The bloke was sitting in the back of the packed court room when his ring tone, which must have seemed bloody funny when he bought it, went off while acting magistrate Roger Stark was attending to a case.

The bloke panicked and tried to shut the phone up but unfortunately he couldn't do it for about 20 seconds.

Stark, ever the professional magistrate, carried on regardless despite cries of "Oh, yeah ... yeah ... oh, yeah ... oooooh," er, coming from from the back.

Stark chose to take no action against the man, he could have held him to in contempt of court and stuck him inside for six months. He might have done that if it had been the Crazy Frog ring tone, since they don't still have the death penalty in Oz.

Dread I could imagine the expression on de man face.... WDMC!!! OH SHI...... FLECK!!!, where de mc phone.... sorry, sorry.... GG!!!

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Re: Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 11:05:56 AM »
same stupid ppl that see a sign, hear a warning to TURN OFF DE FLICKIN CELL PHONE, and ignore it, only to be an annoyance, steups... the judge shoulda sent him for a$$-rape for that disruption, lol
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Re: Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 12:28:00 PM »
I heard that very ringtone in the bank.  Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (staff and customers included) just LOST it and cracked up for about 3 mins straight.
The sheepish grin on the offending owner's face was PRICELESS.  Needles to say that was the highlight of the day.

Didn't seem so funny to the owner in that circumstance.
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Re: Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 01:20:46 PM »
^dude...thats so priceless  :happy0203:


The closest to an experience as such was in movietowne...this huge big dude and his cell phone...
No music was playing in the theatre..and it ring...
It was a sesame street ring tone I think...

And it was loud... Well imagine the laughter for that...and its a full theatre for one of those major summer films... :P

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Re: Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 05:40:19 PM »
Awww....MAN.
I couldn't stop laughing at this.
Even more so when the Judge tried to carry on while that was going on.

I know a while ago I said that such people are trained to be professional for anything, but really. How can you seriously keep a straight face when it sounds like somebody's butt-boinking in your courtroom? :happy0203:

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Re: Oh YES, OH YES, HARDER, HARDER.... I Object your Honour!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2007, 06:29:32 PM »
^^^^^^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   SHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEETttttttttttt^^^^
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