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Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« on: September 27, 2007, 09:24:21 AM »
The reason, you may ask?

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Man from Pennsylvania Sues Google for $5 Billion

Five-freaking-billion-dollars! Dylan Stephen Jayne, from Pennsylvania, is seriously pissed at Google and he is seeking his dues. The premise of his complaint revolves around the following assertion;


"I, Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has [sic] a social security number that when the social security number is turned upside down in its entirety it is a scrambled code that does spell the name GoogleŽ."




Mr. Jayne had his best thinking hat on when he filed the case. He thought that fact alone probably would not seal the deal for him. The five pages, all hand written, further implicate that Google is responsible for compromising the safety of his identity, as they persist on using his social security number in coded form. For good measure, Mr. Jayne accuses Google of not doing enough to fight terrorism, nor having any respect for his civil liberties.

As if the $5 billion would not be enough, additional requests include; a gag order on all parties involved, the record to be sealed from the public and a block on any possible appeals process. No doubt, Mr. Jayne's balls are huge, unfortunately, it appears he also has balls for brains. All we can say is; good luck, Dylan.



Source: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/stupid/ma...ion-302813.php (NSFW due to ads)



Wow. Quite possibly one of the stupidest reasons to sue somebody I've ever seen.
Hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking too hard when you were writing that case, dude!  :awesome:


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"I, Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has a social security number..."

Yeah? Well....


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Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« on: September 27, 2007, 09:24:21 AM »

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Re: Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 10:08:34 AM »
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Re: Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 11:21:06 AM »
LOL @ I has snow. Always count on NEO to accompany his posts with a funny pic.

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Re: Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 12:02:05 PM »
It would be really funny if he won though by some stupid Law-is-an-a$$-loophole.
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Re: Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 05:39:21 PM »
I doubt that.

Believe it or not, many of these cases are, in fact, thrown out by judges. You just don't hear about that part in the media because it somewhat defeats the whole juicy 'The law entertains stoopid lawshoots BLEAARGH!!' piece of the story.

Chances are, this one will get tossed out. And, given the way the guy spells, most likely on it's a**.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 05:45:45 PM by New_Era_Outlaw »

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Re: Guy sues Google for 5....BEEELLION DOLLARS!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 05:39:21 PM »

 


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