Civilian charged with chucking Cheetos

[New Era Outlaw]

...and I dare you to say that three times fast. 

Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad

DES MOINES, Iowa —  A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.

Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.

Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.

The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295706,00.html


For those of you who may be concerned about what this may do to Cheetos, don't worry.....Cheetos has their behinds covered on this one. After all, the bag does say that they're "dangerously cheesy."

*rimshot*

 

[AR!Ø]

Yeah as I see the title, I knew someone would have to drop that one...at least d man was high on a legal substance

[Exar_Kun]

crystal meth is legal now?
I'm probably missing something...

[AR!Ø]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_meth#Legality

[Crixx_Creww]

kinda hard to be so averse to crystal meth and sell pseudoephedrine by the pound over the counter now en it



lol and secondly

lol wah kinda man yu go make, complaining how ah man hit yu wit ah BAG of cheetos loll not even de can!!! ah bag!! wtf!!

if ah man pelt ah bag ah cheetos at me i woulda be like bessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Fkacn_tt]

thats hilarious, best i put way my bags a zoomers