Author Topic: Signs That Computers Are Taking Over The World. (Read 8995 times)

CMR170889 · « **on:** May 03, 2007, 12:29:04 PM »

1. Your car stalls and you need to hit CTRL-ALT-DEL to get it to start up again.

2. Your microwave comes with Windows 2000 pre-loaded.

3. The first thing you see is a C:\ prompt when you turn on your calculator.

4. Getting that cashier job at the local supermarket requires experience in C++, HTML, ORACLE and JAVA.

5. Wristwatches come equipped with hard drives.

6. Toilets flush at 600 mhz and come equipped with 32 megabytes of ram.

7. That simple, easy-to-use dial on the toaster is replaced with a CRT showing an icon menu.

8. Your sewing machine will not operate without a 56 kbps internet connection.

9. The TV has a START button in the corner of the screen.

10. You activate your newborn child's web site and internet email address before filling out the birth certificate.

Carigamers · « **on:** May 03, 2007, 12:29:04 PM »

AIDS · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:06:19 PM »

1. Your car stalls and you need to hit CTRL-ALT-DEL to get it to start up again. <Actually Microsoft is in the car making business lately>

2. Your microwave comes with Windows 2000 pre-loaded. < That would be great, my oven still running 3.1>

3. The first thing you see is a C:\ prompt when you turn on your calculator. <I've seen similar stuff on graphing calculators>

4. Getting that cashier job at the local supermarket requires experience in C++, HTML, ORACLE and JAVA. <What you expect when you need 5 passes to work KFC>

5. Wristwatches come equipped with hard drives. <There is a wrist watch thumb drive I saw a few years back that comes with a USB cable>

6. Toilets flush at 600 mhz and come equipped with 32 megabytes of ram. < Public toilets should come with at least 256 mb>

7. That simple, easy-to-use dial on the toaster is replaced with a CRT showing an icon menu. <Ah... that is called a microwave.>

8. Your sewing machine will not operate without a 56 kbps internet connection. <The embroidery sewing machine here in work even have a diskette drive.>

9. The TV has a START button in the corner of the screen. < I only watch TV on my computer anyway>

10. You activate your newborn child's web site and internet email address before filling out the birth certificate. < Doesn't everyone?>

W1nTry · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:31:07 PM »

11. You have to power cycle your toothbrush after a fatal error occurs

12. The new version of your Shaver is more expensive, slower, comes with a really pretty handle and needs 2GBs of ram to work properly

13. Your cereal box receives automatic updates

14. Your car tune-up involves installing the latest security patches and hot fixes

15. Your Neighbours Lawn-mower works better than yours inspite of him assembling, tuning and painting it himself (one for the Linux guys)

16. Your hairbrush suffers a DOS attack

17. You press F8 to select boot in safe mode for your Hair Dryer

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:30:52 PM »

18. when you can't imagine a world without ALT, CTRL or DEL buttons on your keyboard

Nephilim · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2007, 09:36:08 PM »

Quote from: W1nTry on May 03, 2007, 01:31:07 PM

The new version of your Shaver is more expensive, slower, comes with a really pretty handle and needs 2GBs of ram to work properly

gosh...what ever could that be

19. When your microwave really can double as a TV 0_0

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2007, 09:36:08 PM »

AIDS · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2007, 08:54:32 AM »

20. When your pet dog gets hit by a car and you roll him over to find the reset button.

suzieboy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2007, 12:17:52 PM »

21. When u cud jump start ur car with an Ipod.

W1nTry · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:07:00 PM »

Quote from: My_thumb_hurts on May 09, 2007, 12:17:52 PM

21. When u cud jump start ur car with an Ipod.

Let me expand on that...
21. When you can externally 'boot/start' your car via an alternative OS stored on your iPod...

AIDS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:43:35 PM »

22. When prostitution goes open source.

W1nTry · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:50:14 PM »

Quote from: AIDS on May 09, 2007, 01:43:35 PM

22. When prostitution goes open source.

This coming from a man who's handle is AIDS

LMAO!!!

23. When yuh car could dual boot on deisel AND unleaded...

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:58:32 PM »

Lol @ dual boot diesel and gas.

When you have hot swappable engines for your car that connect either via usb or fire wire.

rudeboy96 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »

When doubles and sno-cone men have a "Visa accepted" sticker on their carts.

AIDS · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:04:30 AM »

26. When smilies making doubles. LOL.
Rudeboy ah love the avatar. Chakura for joo!

CMR170889 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:16:59 PM »

When you getting a 2GB or 4GB memory flash stick with your KFC kids meal

BloodWar · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:28:20 AM »

28. When Nvidia releasing glasses running on directX 10
29. When your brain running out of memory so u need to get an upgrade

AIDS · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:14:41 AM »

When Viagra comes with a "firmware upgrade"

W1nTry · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:55:28 AM »

31. When Viagra can cure Jet Lag in hamsters...

BloodWar · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:09:56 AM »

32. When u getting old and someone tell u that u need to be replaced
33. When eye doctors calculate how good u see in Frames per second

AIDS · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:42:06 AM »

34. When contact lenses have full screen anti-aliasing.

35. When hearing aids have dolby digital 5.1 surround sound.

CMR170889 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2007, 10:17:53 PM »

LMAO at last two.......
That really sounding dread.....

When KFC can be emailed.

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2007, 10:17:53 PM »

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