"The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!"Donkey's don't have feet (gasp)- The space between your elbow and wrist is the length of your foot (heel to big toe)- It is supposedly impossible to lick your elbow (but I've done it!, no lie)
I don't believe you. Give me her number so that I can call her for a demonstration.