Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!!

[SeXiE_ToY]

Really POW slap yes... just like in choxlate_saltfish sig LMAO
-'i never dream you but you're the girl of my dreams'..<< wda is that

[DreadNaught]

"Family yuh so sweet meh pores aint the only thing that raise"

[Apprentice]

"Family yuh so sweet meh pores aint the only thing that raise"

Right now my hands kinda tired so i eh go even bother to raise meh hands...jus imagine what women probably does be thinking when a guy uses a line like that..dat line very sad..buh i see a man get slap for calling a girl family eh so i eh so sure bout da one either

[~*Ashiee*~]

Well the funniest one I ever heard recently is "Yow Indian with no bottom, me a look yuh"
well i could not stop laughing

[PyroSlasher]

"Im a member of GATT."

lol ^^ Dat real bad
I see this thread on GATT already btw :S
A recent one ah hear was "U have pretty nice legs....what time will they be open?"
Come to think of it...that kinda good
*Goes off in search of hott female to use it on*

[Qloxx]

Dat one deserve a kick not a slap
The all time classic bad pick up line
Family you have any(Ethniticity here), You want some. LOL

[Saxito Pau]

Well the funniest one I ever heard recently is "Yow Indian with no bottom, me a look yuh"
well i could not stop laughing

Sounds like something you'd hear in Grenada.  WHERE did you hear that one?

Reminds of a classic line I once heard in St. Vincent:
"Ah family dis?" (This is your family?)

[Apprentice]

"U have pretty nice legs....what time will they be open?"

Saw that on a screen tee alrdy..:S......What i don't get is how you go diss d gyal an say da she has no ass buh u still trackin it....lucky he didn't get licks as well as a good cuss out too

[~*Ashiee*~]

Well the funniest one I ever heard recently is "Yow Indian with no bottom, me a look yuh"
well i could not stop laughing

Sounds like something you'd hear in Grenada. WHERE did you hear that one?

Reminds of a classic line I once heard in St. Vincent:
"Ah family dis?" (This is your family?)

I heard it in Jamaica, UWI Mona to be exact...

[W1nTry]

Gyul I love yuh like a fresh vegetable

You are the bandania in meh shark and bake

[Heady]

wda is a bandania :S

[W1nTry]

wda is a bandania :S

YOU NOT FOR REAL? you call yuhself a Trini? bandania==chadon beni??? the spelling may be off depending on what dictionary you use, HOWEVER anyone could guess what is meant... I mean really... (pronounciation) ban-dan-ya aka Shadow Benni ?

[SeXiE_ToY]

wda is a bandania :S

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL gggaaaahhahhahaaaa... na Heady you not serious for real... Like you never eat ah good mango chow yet lol

[Apprentice]

real DON"T be on heady....cause i an all aint know wda is da word allyuh make up...men from town know about shadow benni and daz it....daz not trini...daz sum kinda heights thing allyuh make up...conspiracy i say

[pablo_tt]

famileeeeee....yuh put d rar in rukurar!

Babes ah know yuh feet musbe tired cuz u been running thru meh mind all day!!!

I used this one already because of my size
doe worry babes there's more than enough of me to go around

[W1nTry]

real DON"T be on heady....cause i an all aint know wda is da word allyuh make up...men from town know about shadow benni and daz it....daz not trini...daz sum kinda heights thing allyuh make up...conspiracy i say

Hmm I guess you're the kind of 'town' person that speaks with a foreign accent and thinks anything EAST of the lighthouse is SOUTH :p

[Nephilim]

hmmm then i guess he wouldnt know what pudina (poo-dee-naa) is either

the herb in question

Bandania!

[Apprentice]

real DON"T be on heady....cause i an all aint know wda is da word allyuh make up...men from town know about shadow benni and daz it....daz not trini...daz sum kinda heights thing allyuh make up...conspiracy i say

Hmm I guess you're the kind of 'town' person that speaks with a foreign accent and thinks anything EAST of the lighthouse is SOUTH :p

I aint know bout any accent nah hoss buh i jus eh know bout dem ting buh d way u defensive so I aint gonna doubt da u from south or sum way da real far....i aint mind south at all..its a nice place the three times i ever been there but a bit too quiet for me...as for da pudina ting boy devon, u right cause i aint know wa is that either...

Nothing hard u know....if they don't sell it in the grocery by that name then I aint gonna know what it is....homemade does taste good but real doh deal up wid it, everything is mainly from the grocery meaning dat i doh grow vegetables an all da nah...

Buh the man pushin ah kinda scn like I hatin on south ppl....South is real nice..Gulf City was real bad as well i see a fella dere wid two gyal normal...both ah dem was he woman so I like da south vibes as well...u cud have two woman an doh get cuss...he was a boss

[W1nTry]

LMAO!!!! two woman to 1 man... whey dread? yuh musse see some fellas with he 2 cousin or sister and she fren!!!! town ppl, you really are a funny bunch sometimes!

[Apprentice]

LMAO!!!! two woman to 1 man... whey dread? yuh musse see some fellas with he 2 cousin or sister and she fren!!!! town ppl, you really are a funny bunch sometimes!

Well then for him to kiss both of them with tongue and s**t...da family hadda be real damn close....man walkin by d food section dere with walkin with both of dem...he pause, i see he kiss one ah dem...stand up and all three talkin then do so..place he order an kiss d nex one....how i know this, cause the two gyal he had was best so u know da if u cyah take jus gape..daz wa i was doin..gapin...and doh say nun cause u cyah go down south an feel yuh bad enuff to take no man gyal cause wen is time to buss d tape u gonna get lost for sure

I say wow he hadda be a star cause d man aint brands out nothing jus two gyal who tongue he real like..an he didn't business who see or not....explain how dat go be his relative...I tellin u..when u want to have two woman...go south..dat is d plan self..

Not for me tho my BM....X might get a flat so daz real not a plan for me