Author Topic: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!! (Read 35062 times)

Apprentice · « **on:** January 31, 2007, 01:03:05 PM »

I had to start this post cause the kinda lyrics da dem girls does get i does wonder if they're for real....i cud only remember a few fuss it was real sh1t...dem fellaz not ez nah...if u know any other please do list them as warnings
1) Baby, u know u is d channa in meh doubles

2)Girl ah wa be all over u like a lampshade

3)Girl u is d froth in meh mauby

4)darling u big an red like an apple..leh meh bite u nah

5)i have d F, d C and d K...all i need now is U

6) outta all the sugar, u are my granulated

the last one da i hear ah man use on ah gyal was baby d love i have for u go way back like rihanna forehead...i watch d fella say daz it an i gone yes...swear daz not d worst u ever hear nah..jus say no an give me sumtin better

Carigamers · « **on:** January 31, 2007, 01:03:05 PM »

Qloxx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:23:47 PM »

you forget
Gyal i need you like flour

Family yuh look well like a race horse (I see a man use that and de gyal actually lookback and smile)

Family yuh look so good you could make a blind man give thanks

rb · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »

Hey sweet thing can I buy you a fish sandwich

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on January 31, 2007, 01:03:05 PM

the last one da i hear ah man use on ah gyal was baby d love i have for u go way back like rihanna forehead...i watch d fella say daz it an i gone yes...swear daz not d worst u ever hear nah..jus say no an give me sumtin better

God freaking DAMN. That has to be the most butchered set of words in the English language that I have ever seen.

Anyhoo, on topic:

- If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
- I've lost my phone number....can I have yours?

Apprentice · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:00:41 PM »

Quote from: New_Era_Outlaw on January 31, 2007, 02:05:38 PM

God freaking DAMN. That has to be the most butchered set of words in the English language that I have ever seen.

Ok...What i need help with is that I need to know if there like a rule on d GATT site sayin that we have to use proper english or not......if there is then let me know, otherwise would u please give me a break cause CXC english exam gone along time ago..its how i type on msn as well lot easier than typing out the whole damn word when you get the point across neways..pfft...if u don't then ur jus dyslexic that's all

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:00:41 PM »

Heady · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:27:30 PM »

Hi my name is Jeremiah

Cross · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:32:33 PM »

what about

"gul yuh living next to a cemetery?........cause yuh have rel body"....

"What's your sign?"

I actually used this...once

"Excuse me miss say what's your name? where you from? can i go home with you toniiiiight?"

Nephilim · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:36:39 PM »

darling yuh eye does sparkle like galvanise in the betham

darling yuh eyes does sparkle like fresh dew on a dashin (pron Dash - een) leaf

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on January 31, 2007, 04:00:41 PM

Ok...What i need help with is that I need to know if there like a rule on d GATT site sayin that we have to use proper english or not......if there is then let me know, otherwise would u please give me a break cause CXC english exam gone along time ago..its how i type on msn as well lot easier than typing out the whole damn word when you get the point across neways..pfft...if u don't then ur jus dyslexic that's all

No, not really. It's just flat-out annoying to read something that looks like Grape Ape could've improved upon. Seriously....when people think the letter 'U' is a perfectly acceptable substitute for 'You' and absolutely refuse to punctuate or spell correctly, the end result is a garbled patch of words that's beyond irritating to read. And geez....this isn't MSN Messenger, for cripes sakes...this is a forum. You have all the time in the world to type some decent words without the forum hitting you a 'BRB' message and leave you hanging.

Arcmanov · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:52:45 PM »

^^^^ CO-F@#KING-SIGN!!! SO irritating to read. I was beginning to wonder if it was just me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ 'sparkle like galvanise in the beetham' though.

Priceless. Think I'll 'bite' that one.....

choxlate_saltfish · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:46:58 PM »

-family, yuh have ah man..no scene..me to?

-baby ah wah live in yuh like ah heart ( i hear ah man use that one already)

-know wonder i come out so ugly god give u all de good looks girls

-oh lord baby yuh have it!

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2007, 08:56:55 AM »

Quote from: Arcman on January 31, 2007, 05:52:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ 'sparkle like galvanise in the beetham' though.

"Sparkle like galvanise in the beetham"? Whoa, MAN. Ha, ha....what nutball thought that one up?

Apprentice · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:34:54 AM »

Quote from: choxlate_saltfish on January 31, 2007, 08:46:58 PM

-family, yuh have ah man..no scene..me to?

-baby ah wah live in yuh like ah heart ( i hear ah man use that one already)

I din get d first one but the live in yuh like a heart...lmao...lol...know ah line sumtin like da buh is baby i wah live in yuh like ah worm in a guava....da line is real jones...

How heady go make out d scn so...baby...my name is jeremiah...use da an d gyal is urs trust me..

Synchronomyst · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2007, 05:26:23 PM »

"Nice shoes.

Wanna f**k?"

Qloxx · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:44:52 AM »

I hear this yesterday
Family ah go bite it for yuh. WTF

DreadNaught · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2007, 10:26:18 AM »

I actually said this in Pier1 once

"Family ..yuh wining?"

After which i proceeded to put some of my signature hard wine with romantic lady saw playing in the background.
The girl turn out to be a nice girl too yunno, studying her degree away an everything.

Cross · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2007, 12:17:48 PM »

- "A girl yuh parents must be retarded cause baby you're special"

Qloxx · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2007, 01:48:03 PM »

POW Slap

DreadNaught · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2007, 02:02:50 PM »

"Im a member of GATT."

Apprentice · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »

POW slap for both of allyuh...sigh..allyuh men serious...damn

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »

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