Author Topic: Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!! (Read 35079 times)

W1nTry · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:57:23 PM »

LMAO! none stop laughs oui... as for that not family... aye... yuh know dem country thing... well... depending on how FAR SOUTH they from... yuh NEVER KNOW EH 0_o
That aside, funny that being from south my thought on the matter was all the hott thing in town... I guess the grass is always greener on the other side oui!

Carigamers · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:57:23 PM »

Apprentice · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2007, 04:17:44 PM »

I does hadda educate the youth and dem altho i am 19 eh..u see wen u young like my age dey so...till u reach bout 30...North girls is d scn...dem is d kinda ting da u could be lookin at..buh from d time u reach 30 you cud start a lil earlier if u want up to u...u hadda go past the light house..u see past chagunas dere so...best breed....mostly not all eh but mostly...

Down dere the girls and dem is lady in d streets and freak in d sheets...u could take dem home to mom or just take dem home cause dey could cook as well...and some even grow crops so savin u more money...town girls..stewps dem middle name is Hi-Lo cause evrything pre-seasoned...the fries in bag alrdy..all the appliances eletric..u cud see a town girl warmin up food in sumtin odder dan a microwave...if current gone in town u does hadda starve till it come back.

I tellin u..dem days wid the power outages..stewps..if d parlour wasn't open wid candles....i mighta sit in d road an cry yes..dem was sum tough hours..yes sah...wen u belly growlin it aint funny at all..no sah

Nephilim · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2007, 10:22:00 PM »

pudina = thyme (but it have another local herb they call call thyme too, you does see in sometime in pelau a kinda twiggy thing)

i cannot believe ya'll actually debating this...

Apprentice · « **Reply #43 on:** February 09, 2007, 11:48:36 PM »

Thnx alot cause i serious didn't know what "pudina" was at all...now i have gained more knowledge..thank you

Nephilim · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:30:02 AM »

eh no scene i still trying to figure out how cat fish and shark does taste different

Carigamers · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:30:02 AM »

EmpireKing · « **Reply #45 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:40:00 AM »

Quote from: PyroSlasher on February 05, 2007, 04:45:17 PM

A recent one ah hear was "U have pretty nice legs....what time will they be open?"

Actually its " Nice Legs "(pause[wait for the thank you]) "What time do they open?"

SLAPPPPPPP

Pssssst....Famalay Rucorau

Apprentice · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:22:40 PM »

lol...you talk like you experienced it alrdy..lol..he even have d pause timely

soldier · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:59:51 PM »

My padna line is

"Baby.."

...

Cross · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:42:44 AM »

Use this one lastnight

"You know..you remind me of the most beautiful sunrise.."

Then after she crack up i asked what was the corniest line she'd ever heard

"Darling......what is your recipe for sweetness..." I going to use that TONIGHT

Apprentice · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:36:57 PM »

Thanks to Sexie_ToY, the infamous....lights, camera..action

"After I suck ah Diana® Powermint.....and I...kiss MY babes...i sends SHIVERS..UP her spine"

Sumbody say thing for the road:P

BloodWar · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:16:59 PM »

all yuh men is jones yes lmao anyway.

"Girl you make me feal grate like cheese"
"Girl life without you is like a broken pencil, it has no point"

I hear this one the other day and it was real jones yes

"hey (slap)"

Apprentice · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:06:49 PM »

girl u must be a parking ticket cause u got fine written all over you

In heaven they are takin roll call for angels....they said that one's missing...you should call now to let them no that you're ok...that was from a compree guy..i jus dun rite dere...went an get meh subway an gone yes

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:29:19 PM »

A quote from the person above me lol.. "girl you so damn sexy that you make me wanna cry jus lookin at you"

Apprentice · « **Reply #53 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:09:17 PM »

i dun aight i real aint sayin not another word..to or about.....not one...shocks man i furious now..lol

vivman1107 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:26:04 PM »

Not sure if this counts as a pick up line, SeXIE, but I like the Lamborghini Murcielago in your avatar. I woulda prefer a Ferrari F50, though.

Apprentice · « **Reply #55 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:43:13 PM »

hummm and they said that i was bad.....flames and fire....bun out evrything like capelton..lol

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #56 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:25:03 PM »

Baby you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

Kaizen · « **Reply #57 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:36:06 PM »

jam yes rofl

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #58 on:** February 28, 2007, 05:52:38 PM »

Quote from: WASD on February 08, 2007, 10:22:00 PM

pudina = thyme (but it have another local herb they call call thyme too, you does see in sometime in pelau a kinda twiggy thing)

i cannot believe ya'll actually debating this...

de twiggy ting is spanish thyme

lawl i used to grow it in my back yard, de gardner taught it was bush an mow it dong yes... das wah i get for playin fass an actin like i not from wess.

if i want seasonin, i does go up maracas an get some seasonin wit my bake an shark yes.

it have bake an shark in sout/???

anyways

for real at tong ting eh nose nuttin bout cookin an ting.. steups

wussss yet west moorings birds!!
when kfc not delivering my ex used to make me pick she up to cook for she, or have me driving rong lookin for ah kfc open yes. pfft
weak birds

pops had a bess gold m3 doh

like muh self on dah one

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #59 on:** February 28, 2007, 08:05:32 PM »

Quote from: vivman1107 on February 25, 2007, 11:26:04 PM

Not sure if this counts as a pick up line, SeXIE, but I like the Lamborghini Murcielago in your avatar. I woulda prefer a Ferrari F50, though.

LOL *blushes* (just kiddin')

-[says in a slurred manner] Baby, ah want to know yuh name, numba, address, panty size, p*m p*m size *he bites his lower lip*

Carigamers · « **Reply #59 on:** February 28, 2007, 08:05:32 PM »

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