School Memories..

[Apprentice]

Give some memory from your school days that u'd always remember. It can be either funny or action packed possibly both. Please refrain from the use of vulgar descriptions as well as profanity. Some words are exempted though such as cutass cause d lord knows i get enough of that in my days..wen u hear da word u does get kinda jumpy still an doh front cause u know its true....As always, was d name of the primary school teacher that was real dread and wat did u get the licks for...Newtown pplz..remember miss gomez and d chicken whip as well as Mr.Noel..We prob was rather blessed cause instead of one dread teacher, we had two...but despite the licks...back then school was fun as well as cheap cause u cudda buy 2 bourbon wid d money da yuh mudda give yuh as well as a sucka bag cause u know i used to get $3 a day an da was on fridays odder dan da during d week was a $1...those were the days
Jus leave yuh stories...they will be greatly appreciated..Thanks for them as well

[rb]

back in secondary school days , wrestling was a big thing ,everyone and they pencilcase loved wrestling. The crew I used to hang out with would try all the moves that required alot of upper body strength. One day my pardner decide to try Goldberg's Jackhammer on a next fella. So class was basically out and we were on the field so he just pick up a fella and had him up in mid air in the hold (he wasn't going to actually do the power slam part)so he just have the next fella up in the air (who was exactly light) and a HARD breeze blow and he end up completing the move. We real lol that day yes after we found out if the victim was ok of course.

I myself had a similar incident with that same move I had just lifted the dude and a prefect just happened to pass. The guy in the hold was just baring his weight down on me and decided to have a convo with the prefect, then she was like ..."so what allyuh doing" his reply "well...we doing a new dance". After that I just dropped him.

[SeXiE_ToY]

Well this was the first time i ever faught with a girl (other than my sis) in school. it goes like this.. there was this 3 sisters, one was in my class in form 5, one in form 3 and the other in form 2.. This was a pvt school and wen your grades were bad u drop down to a lower form. So all the sisters were around my age. Anyhow, ah day in evening class d one da was in my class pass and bounce my friend and watch she cut eye. So we rell cuss dat, and after class she came with her 2 sisters and they came and oppose me (poor me eh). So me with my mad self go look to cuss d fat sister lol, and me and the small one (who was my age) start to fight. Well no one won da fight bcuz we both gave eachother our share of blows.

Next day d principal (who was my form teacher)  came and say "Ms. Rose i hear u got beat down".. but he was just on kicks ,and d whole class start to laugh at me. so he pull out he wip and beat d four of us...

[Nephilim]

LOL...

yeah rb school days like flingin the form1s in dust bin...
yuh remember that...

well i have one...

well in school my friends and i were somewhat popular, although not in a good way, see we were the 'rock' guys and unlike the others we made it known that we were...by going up in front the school to sing Bush's machine head...well...looking back it was a BAD idea, as in Bad - Bad, not Bad - Good.
Also we had competitions to see who could take the neck breaking abuse better, also i eh know if rb go remember, but we used to launch we self of chair into the wall...man..again, BAD idea, them thing ketch up to meh now...arthritis IMMC!!! You could here that straight down the block. We was kinda mad then, bussing we head cutting up we self, real craziness, i remember my paddna had a set surgical blade ah day, man that was a bloody.

oh did i mention that we did this during CARNIVAL, yeah, again, BAD BAD idea...
people dont like it when yuh do them thing around that time...hmmmm.....

Another thing we had to do in school days is when yu-gi-oh had taken over we had to hide and duel,men used to get deck seize everyday, this was back when jinzo was top dog btw...

hmmm what else...

Oh the awkward girl-boy relationships of that young age...

School days was fun, actually for me, was the best days ah my life, since then things start to go down...ahh well ...

I remember the days during exams was the most fun, ironic yes, but still for them 3 weeks yuh glad cause yuh could breeze through the test and then lime anywhere for the rest of the day, we used to have real fun then, is about then that real mischief start too

OH!
1 more thing
PlayStation had now become easily and cheaply available thanks to burning and mods out

[rb]

aye aye that dust bin thing was 2 times max...

[spinner]

i remember back in form two when i introduced rubber band fight in my class, with de roll up paper or any other small usable item, until it spread throughout the school and the teachers caught up with it one day when some nub got sting in his eye(and couldnt see well in it for some time) and tell the principal*steups* big baby....
Another one was the game of 'talk and beat' when de place was too quiet. was a simple game(talk, whisper or anything, u get licks) but really painful. i was really good at the keeping quiet part until i had to sneeze ah time...thattt didnt end well for me that day but yet i played it the day after..lol

Oh the awkward girl-boy relationships of that young age...

tell me about it...i remember ah time in class, classroom full, teacher on de blackboard, my friend was asking ah girl i was tracking back then if she liked me and the girl shout out at him and in full hearing range of the class " I HATE HIS GUTS!" and i was silent for the rest of the week with that one

[Nephilim]

i remember back in form two when i introduced rubber band fight in my class, with de roll up paper or any other small usable item, until it spread throughout the school and the teachers caught up with it one day when some nub got sting in his eye(and couldnt see well in it for some time) and tell the principal*steups* big baby....
Another one was the game of 'talk and beat' when de place was too quiet. was a simple game(talk, whisper or anything, u get licks) but really painful. i was really good at the keeping quiet part until i had to sneeze ah time...thattt didnt end well for me that day but yet i played it the day after..lol

Oh the awkward girl-boy relationships of that young age...

tell me about it...i remember ah time in class, classroom full, teacher on de blackboard, my friend was asking ah girl i was tracking back then if she liked me and the girl shout out at him and in full hearing range of the class " I HATE HIS GUTS!" and i was silent for the rest of the week with that one

oooo goooogggggg, that is utmost embarrassment at that ripe young age qui!

[New Era Outlaw]

Well, back in my school days, I was applauded for my good grasp of the English language. You know, I learned many neat things that I still hold on to to this very day. You know....I learned that 'U', for starters, is the 22nd letter of our alphabet, and not a word. Full stops and capital letters were my friends, and earned me some boss marks. And, most of all, it got me a distinction in O'Levels, because I thought out the sentences that I wrote instead of typing like Captain Caveman was bonking the living Jesus out of the keyboard.

(ahem)
Yep....I remember Newtown Boys well.
Literally everybody knew the likes of Mr. Noel and Miss Gomez, the latter being the most feared teacher in the entire school. I also remember Granny, the vendor from that school, and how she would always help me out in my times of need. God, I miss seeing her around. That lady was such a kind soul. Freddy the snow-cone man was also a regular there....I remember when we'd ask him for a 'Mickey Mouse' snowcone, and he'd happily oblige by pulling out a small scoop and putting mouse ears on it for us.
Good times.

[Beomagi]

A few memories i'd always keep.

Made a teacher cry once (least the guys in class said she did). I did crap in her history test (i'm sorry back home they make history incredibly boring, going over the amerindian thing 7 times through your school career...) because they make us decide if we're doing history or computer science - so as history just wasnt interesting, i decided i'd do CS, and wont bother with history. On telling her this she just left the class. Poor Ragu, i'm so sorry. Wasn't her, it's just the curriculum makes it boring. Felt so ashamed to have hurt her feelings though

There was the form 6, with 7 of us doing A level Comp sci. just 7 of us in a lab, screwing around. Couple times the CS teacher wasn't around, so we'd load up samurai showdown on neoragex. Playing around in pascal using inline assembly to handle mode 13 graphics.

And my final year, i'll never forget. The year I started "staying after school to play football". i.e. going to the Library to hang out with a girl. My little bro ratted me out on that without realizing. it was the first time my parents "grounded" me. HAH! grounding - that's something you to with a neutral wire right? Oh well, later on she became my fiance 5.5 more months

[Cross]

I remember once in a serious fight ah man get put in a sharpe shooter (however you spell it.....the wrestling move)......everybody was like WHEY!!!!

Then i remeber once two fellas had a serious fist fight (broken nose and stuff).......for the back desk....

I remember the form 5's using one of their own as bait to lure an unsuspecting form 6 from off the 'block'
(my school had a block dedicated only to the form 6...and the 6th form was the law makers up there...ie anyone from the lower forms didn't dare cross that line)

So im sitting on the 'block' and see the youth man walk up to Adrian and push him and run...adrian of course chased after him....only to reach the middle of the football field and realise that he have 20 fellas chasing him....

I remember a friend pelting a teacher with a shadock (big grapefruit) from 4 stories up....

- then there was the time i almost got in a fight with a guy from Benedicts...so me and clique went and confront them......only to have more benedicts men come up on the scene....So the frist set was like
"Yea yea look the pres men there want to start something"
The leader of the second group says "yea? problem is we're with them"
He just happened to be my brother....let's jus say fight done

[Arcmanov]

remember miss gomez and d chicken whip

Mrs Gomez!!?  HA!!!
I was IN Mrs Gomez's class and she was NOTHING compared to Mr CHERRIE AND HIS METRE-LONG RULER!!!

REMEMBER THAT S#!T!!?  Good GOD, I was so GLAD I was not in his Standard 5 class.
I STILL remember the cutass (literally) men used to get across their butts and backs, WHILE standing on the bench for most of the upper floor to see, and the other teachers just 'pretended' to not see what was happening.  In any other country Mr Cherrie woulda make a serious jail a loooong time ago.
I'm all for corporal punishment in schools, but DAMN!!!

On a lighter note, those who went Newtown may remember:  waitin on Mr Aleong to open on mornings.  We would all gather in front the store and holler 'ALEEEOONNG!!!' at the tops of our voices until we heard him cussing in chinese (I think) inside.  Once the store was opened though, he was never too annoyed to take our money ent? 

[Apprentice]

Mrs Gomez!!?  HA!!!
I was IN Mrs Gomez's class and she was NOTHING compared to Mr CHERRIE AND HIS METRE-LONG RULER!!!

REMEMBER THAT S#!T!!?  Good GOD, I was so GLAD I was not in his Standard 5 class.
I STILL remember the cutass (literally) men used to get across their butts and backs, WHILE standing on the bench for most of the upper floor to see, and the other teachers just 'pretended' to not see what was happening.  In any other country Mr Cherrie woulda make a serious jail a loooong time ago.
I'm all for corporal punishment in schools, but DAMN!!!

On a lighter note, those who went Newtown may remember:  waitin on Mr Aleong to open on mornings.  We would all gather in front the store and holler 'ALEEEOONNG!!!' at the tops of our voices until we heard him cussing in chinese (I think) inside.  Once the store was opened though, he was never too annoyed to take our money ent? 

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Well u see daz d ting....Cherrie never give me a cutass so i eh go rate he...I ratin d ppl da used to have me fraid to sit down..da wud b teachers like Gomez and d 'chicken" whip, My Noel, Mr. Graham, Mr John..sigh d list too long yes...jus good days, lots of fun as well as lots of cutass buh goin by Aleong was d flick tho cause real ballon for the water ballon fights as well as hittin d bald headed guys wid "fun-snaps" in dey head and wen d bright man get hit one on he pants an it turn brown he gone an tell an daz jus more of the same set ah cutass cause dey wa know wey u get d fun snaps from an how u end up leavin school......buh daz too much i sayin cyah leh moms know da i duckin school since primamry nah...so ppl shhhh

[daniboy79]

i remember back in form two when i introduced rubber band fight in my class, with de roll up paper or any other small usable item, until it spread throughout the school and the teachers caught up with it one day when some nub got sting in his eye(and couldnt see well in it for some time) and tell the principal*steups* big baby....

- lol, what about de strip out pen with spitball paper like ah sniper in de back of man head during class?

- or slamming the aluminum louvers when breeze blowing hard (every st. anthonys old boy should know what i talkin about)

[Apprentice]

stewps muss know bout dat as well as duckin mass in d church an goin an lime.....or duckin class for the gym sweat....or the smokin of the herbs...lol

[Spazosaurus]

...Newtown pplz..remember miss gomez and d chicken whip as well as Mr.Noel..We prob was rather blessed cause instead of one dread teacher, we had two...but despite the licks...back then school was fun as well as cheap cause u cudda buy 2 bourbon wid d money da yuh mudda give yuh as well as a sucka bag cause u know i used to get $3 a day an da was on fridays odder dan da during d week was a $1...those were the days
Jus leave yuh stories...they will be greatly appreciated..Thanks for them as well

Yessss dred as soon as man com out of Miss Laroche easy going class in std 1, straight by Mr Noel in std 2. That was quite a shock indeed. Then another semi-easy going class in std3 with Miss Stclair then in Gomez class in std 4 (one mena lil piece ah chinee woman) then on to Mr John class. Cutass for every wrong answer you give oui. If ah man had $5 in them days he was riccchhhh. That kinna moneycouldda bu out granny whole operation. bob for a pennycool, 2 bob for the jumbo ones, 5 dollars to go the cinema that was right down the road(the name escapes me now but it is closed down now). Hmmm dem was d days

[Crixx_Creww]

lawd how dah man dredge up memories of john an gomez yes lol

[Synchronomyst]

Real Newtown Boys' men here, dread. *salutes his compatriots*

[Apprentice]

5 dollars to go the cinema that was right down the road(the name escapes me now but it is closed down now). Hmmm dem was d days
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Astorrrrrrrrrrrr....big shows was in da jed...in dem days an man feelin ah gyal bumsee was d flick hoss......Newtown Boys IYMC...was real bad an the sno cone man name da i remember was Augustus does still be dere...he muss be old like the road