Understanding Women...anyone accomplished that yet??

[Apprentice]

I just was like rather confused so i wanna know if any one figured it out yet or prob i can google it...I mean any kinda progress that u have made please give details and u know if u eh wa d wife or yuh gyal know yuh secrets jus e-mail me...but i think da u should post to help out brothers a bit u know wat i'm sayin get the gray hairs a bit later

[vivman1107]

That is a total oxymoron like expecting honesty from politicians. It just not going to happen. Good luck with your quest. That sounds harder than one of those raid things I keep hearing about from those WoW guys.

[Saxito Pau]

*peeps in thread...looks at topic*

O__O

WTMC..??

You brave, yes.....

Don't try to.... you'll live to grow old  and still retain your sanity that way....

somebody show this guy the Ladder Theory nuh....

*walks out of thread*

[Nephilim]

the cure for AIDS would be an easier endeavor

here is an example,

my gf gets angry with me at least 1once every month REAL bad (do the math)
she says;

'you don't love me anymore you have someone else FINE we done i don't want to talk to you again!' *phone clicks*

almost immediately after...

'Why the F*** u not calling back'

i am left wondering WTMC just happen and no matter what I am wrong...

thats is another thing...U (guy) is ALWAYS wrong, the sooner you realize that the better, cause it aint pretty if you say you think you right

[Cross]

*the Taishou observes.......*

Women....

Keep them happy and you should be ok...

The real question is how do you keep them happy.....

And the answer to that is....wait.......who are you......what?....hel....HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

*to be continued...*

[SeXiE_ToY]

Well i'm  woman i can't even figure out my own gender lol... but  wat i'll say is that a woman likes a sensetive man.. but not too sensetive... a thug (not like a gunta) but not too thugish.
    You gotta have that 'street cred' and charm in one..balance the two... NB: plz don't be too clingy...WE SOMETIMES NEED SPACE... but not too much though bcuz we might stray.. And this thing i hear about "u gotta leave them wanting more"...noooo sssaaahhhh!!! , well maybe it's just me but, leave a woman wanting more and she might wanna go hunting for more like u men, and u know it have 'preditors' just waiting to do what u didn't wanna do and finish the 'job'.
    We need to be fully satisfied aslo. You see?, we're just like men but a lil more complicated, still a mystery as to why. And DEVON as u said your girl screw how u didn't call back..reason being is that we liked to be chased as well it's kind of a turn on (well to me anyways)XD....

Hope i was a good help.. and as TAISHOU said.."to be cont'd"

[Nephilim]

but she didnt even give me a chance qui


is click and then ring and the i in trouble b4 i know it

you think that hard i was in the toilet and she get vex cause i didn't answer the phone 0_0 i mean really...i could multi task and all but...really

anyway 2 more days and ah in the clear, then is back top normal...

as marvin the super hero from Jeff Dunham from comedy central say...

"once a month, she becomes eviiilllll"

[Crixx_Creww]

Well i'm  woman i can't even figure out my own gender lol... but  wat i'll say is that a woman likes a sensetive man.. but not too sensetive... a thug (not like a gunta) but not too thugish.
    You gotta have that 'street cred' and charm in one..balance the two... NB: plz don't be too clingy...WE SOMETIMES NEED SPACE... but not too much though bcuz we might stray.. And this thing i hear about "u gotta leave them wanting more"...noooo sssaaahhhh!!! , well maybe it's just me but, leave a woman wanting more and she might wanna go hunting for more like u men, and u know it have 'preditors' just waiting to do what u didn't wanna do and finish the 'job'.
    We need to be fully satisfied aslo. You see?, we're just like men but a lil more complicated, still a mystery as to why. And DEVON as u said your girl screw how u didn't call back..reason being is that we liked to be chased as well it's kind of a turn on (well to me anyways)XD....

Hope i was a good help.. and as TAISHOU said.."to be cont'd"

totallll proof that is impossible to make them happy!!

 you want ah sensitive man, but not too sensitive
ah gunta man but not too  thuggish....


you ever hear the expression polar opposites? or the word oxymoron? like a dark light
steuppssssss


is like lookin left and right at the same time

want to be given space BUTTT want to be chased at the same time
steupsss

[TrinireturnofGamez]

  Naruto accomplished that... its  simply a matter of knowing when to be what kind of man to please a woman  buut that in itself is not simple . Many times they say one thing and mean another.

[Crixx_Creww]

its not just timing
its just not possible to be certain things and be the complete opposite of that too

yu cyanntt be a tug out gunta from back in de day, and be a sensitive caring man who willing to chase anddd give you your space steupss

[SeXiE_ToY]

totallll proof that is impossible to make them happy!!

 you want ah sensitive man, but not too sensitive
ah gunta man but not too  thuggish....


you ever hear the expression polar opposites? or the word oxymoron? like a dark light
steuppssssss


is like lookin left and right at the same time

want to be given space BUTTT want to be chased at the same time
steupsss
[/quote]  There u have it folks...another reason why women difficult to understand.... bcuz men don't have much understanding... wasn't dissin' u btw
   
   all men need is to have balance. Yes women need space but they give u signs when they had enough even if is a few secs... it's not our fault we're like that because men are jus as difficult. And men would find it impossible to plz us bcuz they are lazy bcuz y'all think is too much work. But no matter how 'impossible' we may seem, allyuh STILL can't do without us XD (except homos) so plz re-read and stop changing up my words

[Berzerk]

after 5 relationships and the current one going on for 4 years, all i could really say is that it is impossible to understand women.

observe and either accept or dont. dont give out yer heart too much, yet ALWAYS treat with respect,( a girl is always someone sister or daughter) dont lead on, and be perceptive enough to know when you are being lead. and always play it cool.

and if yuh having trouble 'reading' into a gyul's motives and actions...keep yuh distance, till it the vibe seems safe (still proceed with caution) them mysterious oman is trouble.


as the bible says 'guard your heart for out of it comes the issues of life'

and the best bestest relationships are those where you are really good friends first, where the trust is already dere, and the foundation is laid. things go far smoother then.

[Cross]

*battered and exhausted the taishou appears once again*
fellas they came for me......the women...

'and the best bestest relationships are those where you are really good friends first, where the trust is already dere, and the foundation is laid. things go far smoother then.'


Actually that may apply in some situations

I know a good bit of girls and sometimes when we talk about the issues their having with thier bfs i hear things like

"well if i knew we could still remain best friends after we broke up....i would leave"
or
"but we've friends for so long and now we start to deal and it so different....blah blah"

So to me it sounds like being friends can trap a person in a future relationship...

But I agree when you're trying to understand women some things need to be put into practise...

1. Be observant......monitor her activities when she isn't concentrating on you..actions speak...
2. Carry a mental calendar....once a month you will have some problems so try to lay low....again observe their actions pms is a great indication
3. Smile alot....sometimes all it takes is a smile to calm a potential storm
4. Carry a stress ball.......trust me
5. Be patient....probably the hardest but anyone in a relationship for more than a yr will agree with me

Anyhow got to run will post again...

[vivman1107]

I think Tim Allen said it best on an episode of Home Improvement. He was giving advice to his wife's brother-in-law who was newly married (to her sister).

He said, "Every morning I wake up, look her in the eyes and say, 'I'm sorry'."

The guy said, "Sorry for what?"

Tim said, "For everything I did and everything I am going to do."

That, my friends, is some deep $hit.

[Nephilim]

lol that is seriously deep S417

[Synchronomyst]

Whey SaxMan, boy?



Hrm...



Ah! He did post! But it seems he chooses to stay out of this one...I don't give him wrong at all.


First off, as meh boy SaxMan say... I'd be very weary of ladder theory for the majority of people. Don't know what ladder theory is? Google it.

Now...if you're talking about real quality women with a little bit more going on upstairs than the average person...what every woman wants is different because what every single person out there wants is different. It's unique and individualistic. Once you can -truly- meet those needs you ususally don't need to address anything else althought you'll occasionally come up with requests to do so.

Fact is... there's no skeleton key when it comes to women, but as far as I'm concerned, your best bet is to try and understand the woman of choice as best as you possibly can. Make them a project and a literal "labour of love". If she conciously chooses to make your life complicated despite this ...move the **** on. No woman (or man) worth a burden that you can't be absolutely certain she'd be willing to, or is, sharing.

("But he/she is so cute/sexy/bess and so funny and when I walk around with him/her, people are so envious etc etc"...get off it, you shallow piece of s**t, there's more to life than impressions.)

Also....it's important to know that age and maturity plays a big factor in what you expect from a woman just as much as she would expect from a man. Your wants and needs in life change and evolve so the same game you play at 16 can't work at 19 and definitely isn't going to work at 29. So it's important to operate within your maturity level as much as you can to ensure some sort of mutual understanding.

I'm not going to lie... both men and women buy into to stereotypical expectations of a role that a good partner is supposed to fulfill...but I think that common sense and some 'maturity' (a la 'experience') will teach people to let go of those vague and abstract ideas and to hold on to something more tangible. i.e. you.




And as dt said... flicking patience, jed. WOW. That is a must have, yes.

[Saxito Pau]

*peeps in thread again... sees Synchronomyst's post*

Whey SaxMan, boy?



Hrm...



Ah! He did post! But it seems he chooses to stay out of this one...I don't give him wrong at all.

Damn flicking right!!

but.. I'll wait for a few more opinions to appear and then, I'll consider making an input

*pulls out of thread again*

[Apprentice]

Well i'm  woman i can't even figure out my own gender lol... but  wat i'll say is that a woman likes a sensetive man.. but not too sensetive... a thug (not like a gunta) but not too thugish.
    You gotta have that 'street cred' and charm in one..balance the two... NB: plz don't be too clingy...WE SOMETIMES NEED SPACE... but not too much though bcuz we might stray.. And this thing i hear about "u gotta leave them wanting more"...noooo sssaaahhhh!!! , well maybe it's just me but, leave a woman wanting more and she might wanna go hunting for more like u men, and u know it have 'preditors' just waiting to do what u didn't wanna do and finish the 'job'.
    We need to be fully satisfied aslo. You see?, we're just like men but a lil more complicated, still a mystery as to why. And DEVON as u said your girl screw how u didn't call back..reason being is that we liked to be chased as well it's kind of a turn on (well to me anyways)XD....

Humm....i feel as if ur tryna tell me something perhaps I'm not doing something right...thnx for the advice tho as almost ne ordinary man would say its like you were very helpful but i aint understand anything there at all but knowing what u looking for is a start..All i gotta do now is hire a cryptographer to decipher the code...ANyone knows how to translate female speech so that a guy can understand???!!!..but thanks for the help tho...was very...insightful.. :S

[New Era Outlaw]

This thread is hilarious.

Apprentice, if you want any substantial advice on understanding women, do yourself a favour and do a search on David DeAngelo. Heck, I can point you to his Wiki article, as long as I'm here. See if you can subscribe to his newsletter when you find his site, because those snippets he tends to send you shows how women really move.


But, if you want something from my own experience?
'Women are attracted to males who are sensitive' is a LOAD OF HORSE PUCKEY. And co-incidentally, Dave has a LOT to say about that topic. However, that is all I will say about that, so, go look him up and see what he has to say.

[Apprentice]

Wow i mean i didn't know but then again..imagine your job is to try an understand the thoughts of women..LMFAO..u'd always have a job for sure...not dat is called job security as well as a lifetime contract no doubt....da was real indept nits of knowledge provided tho for sure...