HOW TO : Survive in an all girls school

[TrinireturnofGamez]

 For those of you who don't know ,  i'm one of the lucky ones who got into SJC form 6 . I see it as my duty to all mankind to pass on my knowledge to future generations for posterity .   
    Here is what i learnt so far :

  Take Lots of Vitamin C , drink supligen and smalta , keep fit  :  Diseases pass much easier in a girls school cause they are more likely to hug up , share food etc. than boys . And as you are likely to get hug up, you also well get sick . I spent whole saturday throwing up .

Keep your business to yourself : Rumours are the one thing that spread faster than light , never do or say anything that could become a rumour unless you really like bieng the centre of attention  .

NEVER EVER EVER HORN ANYONE : Unless you are the skilldest playa on earth , it is IMPOSSIBLE to successfully cheat in a girls school , every move you make is bieng monitered by someone and everyone will know your business , look at a girl too hard and people will start asking you the wedding date .  And they will beat you , pelt rotten egg at you etc. if you provoke them .

Respect their gender : Unless you like bieng abused , never say anything bad about the female race in general. You can bad talk specific people or groups, but otherwise stay off this topic.


  I'll post more as time goes along .

[W1nTry]

Like yuh in St. Joseph convent doing A's?

[Exar_Kun]

This could become a legendary topic.

[rb]

Indeed..

[ProtoJoe]

I remember awhile back there was a guy in SJC....was dealing two girls from the same year at the same time....heard it ended pretty badly...the guy has to be pretty skilled regardless though, lol

[Saxito Pau]

hmph!!  I want an autographed copy of your book when it comes out!

btw... it took you all of a whole school term to figure out this? man, you should learn that in the first MONTH!!

*snickers*.... I HAVE to ask: so where IS the men's bathroom in an all girls school??

[choxlate_saltfish]

where IS the men's bathroom in an all girls school??

i was wonderingthe same thing. and dred those things u dont learn in school thats just female nature to do those stuff. if u see a pack off girls dont play ur tracking all track one with caution

dont tell females ur business..hell i dont even tell my girlfriend everthing

all those thing i learnt thanks to life. not from  SJC.

[TrinireturnofGamez]

  Yes there is a men's bathroom in convent , and be glad there is . I hear horror stories all the time of when they find tampons and pads and the associated droppings....  And remember this is a CONVENT with a strict code of conduct ,any hansy pansy in the bathrooms getting you expelled.
 
  Yea i'm doing A's , Chem , Lit and Bio.... Note this : its not that prestiege schools have the best teachers in the world , they have great teachers , but more so the girls are damn smart + go to lessons + do lots of work on their own . All those stories about people coming 1st in the world usually happen as the chem teacher looses several family members in the same year and ends up bieng delinquent etc. Hard work is the key to success,  basic naruto virtues....
 
 Yea alot of  what i'm teaching is common sense , but as we know down to the people we elect for government tend to have none .

[SPK]

I say more it's because they WANT to succeed....ambition plays a large part (speaking from the perspective of a former student in a so-called prestige school)...

The teachers in school quite often aren't too greatly the source of those students doing well...though sometimes those teachers pay a lot more attention to them if they attend the teachers' after school lessons....hence why I was never expected to do much.

[Kenji]

Students is prestige school work harder because it's expected of them

Also so they go have a  reason to feel they better than u

[Cross]

Students is prestige school work harder because it's expected of them

Um....plus the environment encourages learning....i remember when i used to sleep in maths class and still rip in exams

Seriously the teachers put their hearts into their work and more often than not you don't just get school work the teachers also interacted with the students on a more friendly basis

[W1nTry]

*W1nTry B1tch slaps crixx and removes his rather vulgar post* Hmm I only know 1 person that went to a girl school (SJC) and I hear rumours he had a girl dancing on top a desk after school hours in nothing but cowboy boots.... 0_o ... but as I said, it was rumoured... That aside, when I was in 6 form, there were girls in my school, they have since done away with that (actually my year was the last) as the then principal said it was an experiment to see if it would add to a productive environment with the different interaction. However after many years, it failed to produce any real results (no schol winners from the female addition) and in fact it seemed more of a distraction to both genders. Thus is was stopped and returned to being an all male school. I guess it's a bit different with a few girls in a boy school vs. a few guys in a girl school. Its like sheep throw to the wolves vs. wolves being humbled by sheep... or something like that.

[ProtoJoe]

One of the guys who currently are in upper 6 in SJC....and hes dealing a girl in the same year.....and the kinda stories i hear about empty classrooms, lol

[AIDS]

The trick to dealing with 2 girls at the same time is to never admit to either of them that you are their boyfriend. Just tell them you are thinking about it but you not sure and you don't want to tie them down. Tell them that you think you should both keep your options open and if it doesn't seem like it will work out then you can still be friends.

What ends up happening is that both girls temd to compete for you to be exclusive to them while knowing that the othe one exists. Still you have to be carefull what you say and do in the public eye and NEVER NEVER NEVER use the "L" word.

[Crixx_Creww]

no wonder dah man have aids yes

[New Era Outlaw]

NEVER use the "L" word.

....llamas?

[Crixx_Creww]

lesbians i think

[Saxito Pau]

I think it's

L I N O L E U M,

people....

but getting serious, yuh have one hell of a task..... how do you avoid the 'thirst' thoughts on a daily basis? No doubt you can count at least 10 girls in that school you'd want to spend "quality time" with....

Were you given any specific warnings when you were accepted to the school? and docs you had to sign?....

How many males are enrolled there currently?

[Crixx_Creww]

yeah das de big question
how do you handle the non stop gappage?

or have you gone into sensory overload, and dont even notice the super duper orn underage girls in catholic school girl uniforms???

[Berzerk]

LOL @ thirst thoughts...

thirst thoughts in a convent...meh..


how allyuh go manage on campus?


as for the dealin two girls at the same time....dont.

there is somethin called universal justice, these things bounce back at ya, in nasty ways too, you will feel like yuh get away then BANG! Headshot! seen it happen, quite quite ugly it is...